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# how tall are you?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:50, archived)
# me?
of course you're talking to me...
i'm 5'11" and 13 stone of pure lard muscle! roar!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:51, archived)
# midget.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:54, archived)
# strange thing is i've been this tall since i was about 8
give or take a few inches (said the vicar to the stripper)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:56, archived)
# That's not that strange.
I am the same height as I was when I was 8. UNfortunately, I wasn't freakishly tall then ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:05, archived)
# all my trousers stopped 1/2 way up my legs
26" waist and a 29" leg - just didn't do em!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:07, archived)
# 6 foot
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:51, archived)
# short arse.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:54, archived)
# how tall are you?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:55, archived)
# a couple of inches taller than you.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:57, archived)
# a ewe?
they're about 3 foot high...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:59, archived)
# not when they're on the end of my cock.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:00, archived)
# where did you get those velcro gloves and over sized wellingtons?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:04, archived)
# OK,
3 foot 3 inches high in that case....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:04, archived)
# 3 foot 3 and A HALF INCHES THANK YOU VERY MUCH
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:12, archived)
# Tall enough to give you a smack round the face spotty!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:54, archived)
# Them's fighting words.
k3b/-\b, you have thirty seconds to respon... wait, this isn't a presidential debate. Deck him.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:55, archived)
# why? you bring a step ladder baldy?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:55, archived)
# Pfft!
Nah, I'll just punch you in the balls and when you fall to the ground, then I will punch you in the face!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:58, archived)
# YEAH. E-fighting.
Yellow cards and man hugs all round.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:59, archived)
# did you bring your glasses four eyes?
:)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:59, archived)
# I don't wear glasses anymore,
but I wish I did. Chicks dig em.

Anything else you wanna bring out?

Because it must be annoying you more and more that I am the bald, blind, short one, yet I am the one who has had a woman. Go figure ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:06, archived)
# you seem to have missed the self depreciation in the last statement.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:11, archived)