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(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 16 Jan 2009, 14:16, archived)
# that is not useless.
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(waxdart hello., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 14:17, archived)
# I think I must already have one of these fitted.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 14:18, archived)
# I'd like one that sounds like a kazoo
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 14:18, archived)
# just stick a kazoo up your arse?!?!
(waxdart hello., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 14:18, archived)
# that wouldn't be very stylish
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 14:19, archived)
# a french horn on the other hand...
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 16 Jan 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Trouser Brass FTW!
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Add glitter and ribbons.
Instant style (maybe)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 14:21, archived)
# well if he spraypainted the kazoo silver, first, and stuck go faster stripes down his legs, it'd be quite stylish
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 14:24, archived)
# Hahahaha
Would this work? It might. I might have to try this...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 14:23, archived)
# star in next weeks issue!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 16 Jan 2009, 14:27, archived)