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[challenge entry] Spoon!

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(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:09, archived)
# Spoon!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:10, archived)
# ha - "destined for spoonishness!"
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:12, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:14, archived)
# There is no spoon.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:34, archived)
# criminals beware, you face the tick!
da dweeb da da do dah (etc)
hey b3ta - hows your spoon?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:13, archived)
# Rusty . . . yours ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:14, archived)
# you are saladfingers
/aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:16, archived)
# I eat with forked tongue . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:18, archived)
# Yeah . . . I can see where there might be patent problems . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:14, archived)
# Swiss army wife!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:23, archived)
# She'll do !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:31, archived)
# fooking ace
real belly laugh
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:06, archived)
# This doesn't seem so useless
You're out in the wilderness, you've just opened your tin of beans or whatever you used the tin opener with. How do you eat the beans? Use the spoon. What's the problem?
(I helped save b3ta! Grokthought wouldn't pay that for Chinese 5-Spice, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 9:26, archived)