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[challenge entry] I'm looking for a £10M investment to get the business going

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(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:43, archived)
# hahaha!
i'll take one
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:47, archived)
# What size would sir like?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:48, archived)
# size 8 - 12
i have a few corpses lady friends that i need to relocate.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:56, archived)
# You need...
*rummages on top shelf*
...the "Ann Summers Special Limited Edition" (batteries included).
*blows off dust*
Here you go.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 15:03, archived)
# hehehe
?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Bah!
I'm off to the pub to drown my sorrows now.


and 'noons
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:55, archived)
# noons!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Tops! I have been having issues with transporting my elephant :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:58, archived)
# The elephant model
comes with a fully adjustable trunk coiling mechanism to prevent drag.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 15:05, archived)
# These things exist.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 16:28, archived)