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# I drew a painting with cheap crayons.

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Edit: I wrote a story last night, if you have time to read it please do!
www.clansoul.com/files/malvino.pdf
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 1:13, archived)
# Part of me wants to play with crayons again.
HAHAHAH REDSUSHI WHOOP WHOOP! MY VERY FIRST POST WAS BEFORE YOURS, 9K YOUNGER THAN ME OR NOT!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 1:14, archived)
# Do it!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 1:14, archived)
# I need crayons first.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 1:15, archived)
# >:[
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 1:18, archived)
# I lack crayons :(
I have pencil crayons.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 1:19, archived)
# Go to hell.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 1:21, archived)
# But... :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 1:22, archived)
# Oh, fine, you can stay.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 1:23, archived)
# Smells like grandma.
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 1:15, archived)
# This is the sort of thing that'd be hung on an enormous whitewashed wall.
And pretentious wankers would walk up to it and say "Yar, yar, the artist was clearly expressing the dying embers of liberalism".

Woo to your retro art skills. This, stapled to a piece of toast, to win the Turner prize in 2010.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 1:16, archived)
# HAHAHAH!
Also, speaking of pretentious wankers, check my edit.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 1:18, archived)
# what have I got to do with your edit.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 18 Jan 2009, 1:21, archived)
# Nothing, the story is about a pretentious wanker, silly ;]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 1:24, archived)
# PDF professionalism.
An intriguing tale. Rather inconsistently verbose though.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 1:24, archived)
# The main character is a pretentious wanker, what do you expect?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 1:25, archived)
# His main problem is batshit insanity.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 1:26, archived)
# You don't need to decribe Malvino to me, I created him.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 1:28, archived)
# i need some crayons

once you eat one you cant stop
(roboplegic wrongsock, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 1:33, archived)
# Fuck you, I can't unsee that now!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 1:36, archived)
# I see all sorts of things in there . . .
including . . . Nessie . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 1:16, archived)
# it's not a painting, remove this from the archibald!!!1!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 18 Jan 2009, 1:21, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 1:22, archived)
# it's crayons not paint
and the thing about the archibald relates to this:
artist having a dummy spit
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 18 Jan 2009, 1:25, archived)
# Yes, I drew the painting in crayon.
As in I created a crayon version of the painting which is a painting due to the paint on canvas the painter, Monet, used to create the painting which I drew in crayon hence my saying "I drew a painting in crayon".
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 1:27, archived)
# next time use a painting i have seen so I don't look like a nit.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 18 Jan 2009, 1:31, archived)
# Are you blind?
It says "Click for original" under the crayon version.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 1:32, archived)
# that doesn't appear on my screen...are you sure it just isn't your imagination...
*cough*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 18 Jan 2009, 1:34, archived)
# you still can't enter it into the archibald. so nuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 18 Jan 2009, 1:34, archived)
# JUST BECAUSE YOU WANT TO ENTER ARCHIBALD
FUCKING FNAR, BITCH.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 1:35, archived)
# I'd like to enter archibald. *wiggles eyebrows*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 1:36, archived)
# i won tickets to the exhibition in a portratiure competion
SO THERE!! *raspberries*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 18 Jan 2009, 1:37, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 1:38, archived)
# But, it was a painting. It was paint on charcoal. It had paint on it. It was 25% paint. It was a painting.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 1:28, archived)
# the craig ruddy think was just a massive crate of sour grapes.
it was hillarious.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 18 Jan 2009, 1:30, archived)
# Indeed, it was a painting due to the paint.
Similarly, with the paint the painter, Monet, used he also created a painting which can be called a painting because it was painted with paint.
Paint, which the painting was painted with, comes in different colours and the painter, Monet, used these colours of paint as paint to paint his painting which is a painting because the painter, Monet, painted it with paint.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 1:30, archived)
# MOTHERFUCKING PAINTING PAINT
PAINTING PAINTER
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 1:31, archived)
# Heheheh. "fartist"
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 1:31, archived)
# Paint.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 1:33, archived)
# Well done for choking the life out of my repetition rhetoric.
/edit: That wasn't supposed to make me sound like a bastard, oops.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 1:34, archived)
# PAINTING!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 1:35, archived)
# he didn't mention that there are various types of paint, and these paints, can create different types of painting.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 18 Jan 2009, 1:36, archived)
# Paaaaaaiiinnntt....
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 1:40, archived)
# It's the arrival at Bespin, in The Empire Strikes Back
with a very heavy cold.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 1:27, archived)
# Drew a painting!?
Shurely shome mishtake?

Is quite noice tho! :)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 1:35, archived)
# Yes, I drew the painting in crayon.
As in I created a crayon version of the painting which is a painting due to the paint on canvas the painter, Monet, used to create the painting which I drew in crayon hence my saying "I drew a painting in crayon".
Indeed, it was a painting due to the paint.
With the paint the painter, Monet, used he created a painting which can be called a painting because it was painted with paint.
Paint, which the painting was painted with, comes in different colours and the painter, Monet, used these colours of paint as paint to paint his painting which is a painting because the painter, Monet, painted it with paint.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 1:36, archived)
# Paint you say?
How interesting, do go on...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 1:40, archived)
# Yeah, it's a drawing of a painting.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 1:41, archived)
# Ok, I get it now.
Does Clansoul need a hug? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 1:48, archived)
# Well I'd never turn down a hug.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 1:49, archived)
# *hugs*
I likes the pickcher too btw...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 1:52, archived)
# Hehe I know :3
Thanks lovely sir.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 1:57, archived)
# SAY PAINT AGAIN
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 1:41, archived)
# No.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 1:41, archived)