I drew a painting with cheap crayons.
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Edit: I wrote a story last night, if you have time to read it please do!
www.clansoul.com/files/malvino.pdf
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Sun 18 Jan 2009, 1:13,
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Click for bigger
Click for original
Edit: I wrote a story last night, if you have time to read it please do!
www.clansoul.com/files/malvino.pdf
Part of me wants to play with crayons again.
HAHAHAH REDSUSHI WHOOP WHOOP! MY VERY FIRST POST WAS BEFORE YOURS, 9K YOUNGER THAN ME OR NOT!
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Sun 18 Jan 2009, 1:14,
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This is the sort of thing that'd be hung on an enormous whitewashed wall.
And pretentious wankers would walk up to it and say "Yar, yar, the artist was clearly expressing the dying embers of liberalism".
Woo to your retro art skills. This, stapled to a piece of toast, to win the Turner prize in 2010.
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Sun 18 Jan 2009, 1:16,
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Woo to your retro art skills. This, stapled to a piece of toast, to win the Turner prize in 2010.
PDF professionalism.
An intriguing tale. Rather inconsistently verbose though.
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Sun 18 Jan 2009, 1:24,
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The main character is a pretentious wanker, what do you expect?
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Sun 18 Jan 2009, 1:25,
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I see all sorts of things in there . . .
including . . . Nessie . . .
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Sun 18 Jan 2009, 1:16,
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it's crayons not paint
and the thing about the archibald relates to this:
artist having a dummy spit
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Sun 18 Jan 2009, 1:25,
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artist having a dummy spit
Yes, I drew the painting in crayon.
As in I created a crayon version of the painting which is a painting due to the paint on canvas the painter, Monet, used to create the painting which I drew in crayon hence my saying "I drew a painting in crayon".
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Sun 18 Jan 2009, 1:27,
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next time use a painting i have seen so I don't look like a nit.
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Sun 18 Jan 2009, 1:31,
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Are you blind?
It says "Click for original" under the crayon version.
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Sun 18 Jan 2009, 1:32,
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that doesn't appear on my screen...are you sure it just isn't your imagination...
*cough*
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Sun 18 Jan 2009, 1:34,
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you still can't enter it into the archibald. so nuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!
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Sun 18 Jan 2009, 1:34,
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i won tickets to the exhibition in a portratiure competion
SO THERE!! *raspberries*
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Sun 18 Jan 2009, 1:37,
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But, it was a painting. It was paint on charcoal. It had paint on it. It was 25% paint. It was a painting.
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Sun 18 Jan 2009, 1:28,
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the craig ruddy think was just a massive crate of sour grapes.
it was hillarious.
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Sun 18 Jan 2009, 1:30,
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Indeed, it was a painting due to the paint.
Similarly, with the paint the painter, Monet, used he also created a painting which can be called a painting because it was painted with paint.
Paint, which the painting was painted with, comes in different colours and the painter, Monet, used these colours of paint as paint to paint his painting which is a painting because the painter, Monet, painted it with paint.
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Sun 18 Jan 2009, 1:30,
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Paint, which the painting was painted with, comes in different colours and the painter, Monet, used these colours of paint as paint to paint his painting which is a painting because the painter, Monet, painted it with paint.
Well done for choking the life out of my repetition rhetoric.
/edit: That wasn't supposed to make me sound like a bastard, oops.
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Sun 18 Jan 2009, 1:34,
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he didn't mention that there are various types of paint, and these paints, can create different types of painting.
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Sun 18 Jan 2009, 1:36,
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It's the arrival at Bespin, in The Empire Strikes Back
with a very heavy cold.
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Sun 18 Jan 2009, 1:27,
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Drew a painting!?
Shurely shome mishtake?
Is quite noice tho! :)
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Sun 18 Jan 2009, 1:35,
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Is quite noice tho! :)
Yes, I drew the painting in crayon.
As in I created a crayon version of the painting which is a painting due to the paint on canvas the painter, Monet, used to create the painting which I drew in crayon hence my saying "I drew a painting in crayon".
Indeed, it was a painting due to the paint.
With the paint the painter, Monet, used he created a painting which can be called a painting because it was painted with paint.
Paint, which the painting was painted with, comes in different colours and the painter, Monet, used these colours of paint as paint to paint his painting which is a painting because the painter, Monet, painted it with paint.
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Sun 18 Jan 2009, 1:36,
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Indeed, it was a painting due to the paint.
With the paint the painter, Monet, used he created a painting which can be called a painting because it was painted with paint.
Paint, which the painting was painted with, comes in different colours and the painter, Monet, used these colours of paint as paint to paint his painting which is a painting because the painter, Monet, painted it with paint.