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# What I expect of Barack Obama #1

I expect better than this:

(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:45, archived)
# Nicely.
How's things going with Mr Draper, btw?

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:47, archived)
# he's learned to be a bit more polite
to others
but you can tell that it's just for show
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:48, archived)
# Well, he is a pretty nasty piece of work.
You should start seeding little barbs about how much weight he's put on in the last couple of years.
That'd get him going...

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:54, archived)
# Ah yes, the 'Guido' plan
next: how his mind may be going, etc.

political engagement ftw
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:56, archived)
# I was kidding!! :D
There *is* a marked Jabba-fication going on though...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:58, archived)
# heh. sorry.
the nerves are a bit raw today
I'll feel better at 5pm GMT
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:00, archived)
# No worries, sir
*offers coffee*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:04, archived)
#
*takes*
*jitters*
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:12, archived)
# Hahaha he looks like he's taking a dump
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:47, archived)
# I remember when Tony Blair came into power and he was the bright young thing of politics who was going to solve all our woes...
That went well, didn't it?

I expect more of the same from Obama. But he'll get more slack because he's the first black pres.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:47, archived)
# Well things only started going wrong when he left, to be fair...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:48, archived)
# But people were bitching about him, calling for him to leave way before he did so
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:49, archived)
# Including me
I was taking action designed to force his departure, you may recall

I do not expect moonbeams, unicorns and free lollipops from Obama... I merely expect an improvement on Bush. And that be hard, now can it?
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:53, archived)
# I can't believe I was looking forward to seeing the back of Blair.
It's like having a dead cat rubbed in your face, then when you complain they take away the cat and just start forcing you to rape kids instead.


Sort of. I might have to work on that one a bit. My point is Brown's worse. Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:49, archived)
# I think Blair saw the signs for shit creek and jumped out of the boat, taking Gordon's paddles with him
I honestly don't think Cameron would be doing a better job either
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:52, archived)
# Oh no, Cameron.... hmm. It's like a Ken Doll mask on Himmler.
My similes are a bit off today.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:53, archived)
# morning el capitan
how's tricks?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:57, archived)
# It's all good in the hood, chap
you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:59, archived)
# I am on early shift*
so I can go home at 3. Huzzah!

This evening I will be watching a movie and chatting lots with my ex, about which I am mildly anxious.

*my flatmate has early shift, but as we car share it's pretty much the same thing
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:05, archived)
# Good luck with the chatting, Mr.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:06, archived)
# I wouldn't worry.
That works.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:01, archived)
# I read that as
"a Ken Dodd mask on Himmler"
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:01, archived)
# That....works.
He's certainly made himself look a bit goofy. Webcameron being a great example of how you can make yourself look like a right pillock in one easy step.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Blair stuck around for a meaningless landmark
to secure his place in history. The tosser.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:54, archived)
# He was Thatcher, really, albeit without the strange walk, and a slightly less scary smile.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:00, archived)
# not so sure on that point
there are key differences

I'd dance on Thatcher's grave, but I'd piss on Tony's
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:03, archived)
# Pfffft!
*sings*

"And when they finally put you in the ground, I'll stand there laughing and Tramp The Dirt Down"
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:06, archived)
# As the great philosopher Hardy (Jeremy) once said about Blair:
"It's like we were a transplant patient who'd waited 17 years for a transplant, then get one only to find that the donor had exactly the same symptoms we were trying to cure ourselves of..."

Ah well.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:57, archived)
# That's a much better way of putting it.
I don't think I could adore Jeremy Hardy any more than I already do. He's just 100% solid brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:58, archived)
# wars are just great aren't they?
I watched the film hypothesising his trial the other day...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:51, archived)
# hahahahaha something brown in his pants?
(something else...)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:51, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:52, archived)
# Haha
top stuff
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:57, archived)