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[challenge entry] GET IN THE BACK OF DIVAN!!!

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(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:21, archived)
# *Ding ding ding*
We have a winnar!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:23, archived)
# this joke is too big for just one thread
it obviously deserves a four poster...

(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:23, archived)
# ouch!
that pun knocked the stuffing out of me.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:25, archived)
# pillow me to apologise
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:25, archived)
# apillowgy accepted
I notice nobody else has joined in. Duvet not like the bed puns?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:30, archived)
# erm...
togs?

i seem to have run dry, i had a futon of ideas earlier
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Hahahahahahha! office lols
"for a limited time only, we will throw in a special child tether and wall hook"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:24, archived)
# mine's a tad more pricey
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:24, archived)
# ah, very nice
But I'm saving up for a McCann Sofa from Homebase.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:26, archived)
# hahahaha!
www.b3tards.com/u/976e0482d5f7b8a53847/shesdownthesofa.jpg

by the wonderful collapsibletank, made me chuckle lots
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:30, archived)
# haha yes, I was referring to that, though I couldn't remember who was the original poster.
Now that is some high quality furniture.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:32, archived)
# Hahaha these are both great
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:31, archived)
# Excellent stuff.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:25, archived)
# cheers and ning laddo
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:35, archived)
# Morning, sir
How's the world with your good self?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:36, archived)
# same old.
General feeling of being undervalued, lack of focus, slight excitement about future projects but don't know which to get started with in the present, painful chest after overestimating myself in the gym...

apart from that, not bad. yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:40, archived)
# Well, I kind of brought myself up a bit cold
When recalling that my boss mentioned to me in September that he'd have some 'very interesting news' about (similarly to you) an upcoming 'Special Project', within a couple of weeks, yet he has singularly failed to mention it again.

I'll just keep my head down, I reckon - safest bet.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:45, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:32, archived)
# Best thing ever!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:48, archived)