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# It looks as if he's trying to see what she'd look like with a moustache.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:12, archived)
# There is that...
... a la Dirty sanchez
(Feckalluse Give me shelter, shelter from the storm, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:13, archived)
# You know what's really bad?
When you do this to your (brunette) missus for a laugh, and then you notice that in the medicine cabinet she's got some of that 'tache bleach stuff.

And then you realise that you've probably really hurt her feelings, but then you open another beer and everything's fine again.
(Guizmeaux, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:17, archived)
# I thought you were going to say
When you do this to your (brunette) missus for a laugh, and then you notice that you've got a blonde pube stuck under your fingernail.

 
 

/wanders off
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Hahahaha
Do blondes actually have blonde pubes?

(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:25, archived)
# Oh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:27, archived)
# I can only imagine that looking really odd... hmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:29, archived)
# Well google images will easily satisfy your curiosity...
It goes without saying don't do this at work...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:35, archived)
# Haha, maybe later.
Not that I'm at work... as Tesco's checkouts unfortunately do not have a 'b3ta' button next to the one with a picture of bananas.

(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:38, archived)
# Well they should!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:44, archived)
# Shades of lighter brown...
...usually a bit darker than their head hair. Though some are fully blonde.

(I'm answering seriously because I am really not sure whether that was a real question and I don't want to take the piss out of you.)
(Guizmeaux, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:28, archived)
# It was a real question, but now I feel all of the sillies.
What's so bad about me asking that you may need to take the piss?
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:30, archived)
# .
No, I don't feel the need to take the piss at all, definitely!

But if you had been joking, I would have looked an idiot for falling for it. So I added the caveat that I was playing nicely because I wasn't sure whether you were setting us up for a comedy fall.

:EDIT: And if you HADN'T been doing that and I had given a glib response, it might have made you feel bad. I don't like doing that to people.
(Guizmeaux, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Haha, I have no idea how I could have been doing that... but uh, fair :)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:39, archived)
# Well I dunno.
But I'd rather not assume anything one way or the other.

Incidentally, there is an expression about the "collar and cuffs" matching. Or the Americanised version, "Does the carpet match the drapes?" It's supposed to mean, "Is this person a fake blonde or real" since this is usually - but not always - obvious once the pants hit the deck.

Oh my god. I've just realised that this means you might never have seen a ginger person naked!
(Guizmeaux, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:49, archived)
# Actually I have, somewhat unfortunately.
I just wasn't sure if the same kinda thing applied to blondes. I've had blonde friends who've told me theirs are dark brown like everyone else's before, you see.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:53, archived)
# Ah, I see.
Well, we're a big old genetic grab-bag and sometimes that's true.

Actually, come to think of it, I reckon it looks a bit odd when you have a really light blonde with dark pubes. But it does happen - it's just that it's a bit unexpected.

I should point out here that I'm not some lothario who spends their time cataloguing pube colours. It's just what I have noticed on my...er...travels.
(Guizmeaux, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 18:10, archived)
# Evidently, I should maybe get me a few more travels.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 18:14, archived)
# I suspect...
...that you're probably fine as you are, Face.

No need to go out and large it just to see blonde parts.
(Guizmeaux, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 18:33, archived)
# "Aeroplane Blondes"
Blonde hair on top, but underneath they have a black box.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 18:00, archived)
# Glib?
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:48, archived)
# Flippant.
Or supposedly humorous.
(Guizmeaux, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:51, archived)
# LOL
I like this lots!
(Guizmeaux, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:28, archived)
# the beauty of b3ta
how a picture of obama and hillary metamorphosis into "do blond women have blond pubes"

quality!
(Feckalluse Give me shelter, shelter from the storm, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:51, archived)
# .
It's one of the primary reasons I come here, definitely.
(Guizmeaux, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:53, archived)
# No women like being accused of having facial hair, quite simply.
^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:26, archived)
# here you go...
(Feckalluse Give me shelter, shelter from the storm, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:18, archived)