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# For SkUG
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:54, archived)
# guys running?
huh?
edit : guy on the right looks like he is just about to tread in a dog poop
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:57, archived)
# With scissors:P
Bigger would have made the scissors look crap:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:58, archived)
# ahh
NEEDS BIGGER SCISSORS! omg 2 number 7's! CLONES! american has clones! oh wait they are two people... with the same number? maybe they have a telephone service like 118118? 77 - hello is that 77 - yes i'd like some cake please
ARGH SCISSORS!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:59, archived)
# You have too many boxes:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:01, archived)
# oh they're not boxes
they're explosives :)
disclaimer - only bottles of gas for cookers! - oh and fireworks :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:02, archived)
# Too many boxes
with hazard signs on them...

And that hand scares me. Obviously a terror-wrist.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:03, archived)
# ha ha ha
double jointed thumb and 3 knuckles ftw! :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:03, archived)
# One of my favourite First Aid anecdotes
involves someone with very flexible hand joints like that...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:05, archived)
# explain please?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:07, archived)
# A guy I knew had a dislocated finger, so I relocated it for him.
Only fair, since I'd dislocated it in the first place.

He'd been trying the "There's something on your shirt" trick and flicking people's noses. Very childish. I'd seen him doing this, so when he tried it on me, I didn't look down. I grabbed his finger and started bending it back.
He thought I'd get grossed out because his fingers bend back about 90 degrees.
He didn't know me that well. *bend* *bend* *pop* "You've dislocated my finger!" "Ok, give it here." *grab* *shove* *relocate* "Ow!"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:13, archived)
# ha ha ha
my fingers don't bend backwards at all!
when ppl give a "firm" handshake my little finger knuckle pops under the next knuckle along, oh and my thumb is double jointed and can reach out the otherside of my hand (as shown in the pictures)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:21, archived)
# Burn the witch!
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:04, archived)
# WARNING : witch maybe hard to see in darkness
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:08, archived)
# I wonder if people ever actually formed mobs with flaming torches and pitchforks.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:11, archived)
# They've been phased out
with the introduction of street lighting and baseball bats.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:15, archived)
# Too subtle for me i'm afraid.
Replaced the baton with something?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:57, archived)
# A piece of string
Ghosty can be very subtle sometimes :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:59, archived)
# Not when I fart:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:01, archived)
# Strange, he told me outright his feelings for me ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:02, archived)
# He was saying that running with scissors made you faster
orig
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:00, archived)
# Ah i see, i just got here, so i haven't scrolled down much yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:02, archived)
# It's over rated:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:06, archived)
# He's changed the sponsorship on the USA uniform
It was Adidas. Very clever.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:01, archived)