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[challenge entry] Keremy Jyle's latenight chat show...
...is a big hit with the occultists.
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(Davethefan began lurking again on or around, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 16:56, archived)
# It's all fun and games until someone loses a soul
(mugsy Left handed with a right handed copy of photoshop, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 17:04, archived)
# and then they have to walk around barefoot
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 17:10, archived)
# If you got mis-filed wasn't meat off the menu too?
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 17:39, archived)
# Ask Jahled
He might have it in his garden shed.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 18:23, archived)
# I spent about three-quarters of ICT GCSE class time liquifying my mates.
Good fun.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 17:05, archived)
# that needs a MUHAWHAWHAW!! after it.
(klem tsmradio.net - The D & M Show listen online 9:30pm, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 17:07, archived)
# Sorry, imagine it says "...And on Photoshop too." at the end.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 17:08, archived)
# I never got entered for my GCSE ICT exam,
apparantly it would have cost the school too much money to enter us all.

So I gave their website an unofficial facelift, they weren't impressed.

It's actually still there, if you use archive.org


(Davethefan began lurking again on or around, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 17:09, archived)
# Ha.
The exam was rubbish, there were no "What is the optimum sized liquify brush to use in order to make your teacher look like they're from League of Gentlemen?" questions.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Unbelievable!
Nothing you'd need to know in the real world then? ;)
(Davethefan began lurking again on or around, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 17:14, archived)
# State of education these days.
*mutters, tsks, shakes head*
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 17:16, archived)
# GCSE ICT was the fucking stupidest thing ever. The coursework required no actual knowledge or even application of ICT, just writing fucking loads of shit that the teacher told you to.
And you had to do four of the fucking things, great 60 fucking page things.

I think I did the scantest amount and got a D for the coursework, but that only counted for about 45% anyway and ended up getting an A. Uppity non subject.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 17:15, archived)
# In my school it was taught by teachers who for whatever reason weren't putting in enough hours.
We had this business studies teacher who just used to hand us the application manual whenever we asked a question.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 17:17, archived)
# We had an actual ICT teacher, but that basically just consisted of a woman being really fucking uppity about coursework.
I swear I'd cave her head in if I saw her again today.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 17:21, archived)
# I once brought a CD in to school
and one of the teachers said to the other
'Check it for viruses'
so he began inspecting the silver side, holding it up to the light to look for any creepy crawly bugs... heh.
(Davethefan began lurking again on or around, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 17:19, archived)
# murderer!
is this you?
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7848611.stm
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Nah, there were only about thirty people in the class.
He's taken it nine steps further.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 17:12, archived)
# ladies and gentlemens, america's next war on terra coming soon
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 17:15, archived)