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# Tooheys
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:28, archived)
# why why why does everyone think aussies have no taste?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:28, archived)
# we've all met one
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:29, archived)
# ^ better answer, right there
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:30, archived)
# talk to a dutchman: free spittle shower!
*runs*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:35, archived)
# *grenades*
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:38, archived)
# i've met plenty of english too
the delusions of grandeur are staggering.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:34, archived)
# and imagine...
they shipped off their crap ones to Oz....

Classic.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:36, archived)
# stack a garden full of shit and beautiful roses grow.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:37, archived)
# You might find rose seeds help...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:38, archived)
# they're typically grafted from other rosebushes.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Indeed they are...
I'll let the cogs turn on that one... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:45, archived)
# do you need me to edit for a different flower?
besides they still thrive in shit and blood and bone.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Nah, I'm happy to leave my horticultural inexperience loose on the world...
it was more an implication that the ruling classes keeping an eye on the prisoners were the source of the roses...

And for the record, I've never met an Aussie I didn't like. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:50, archived)
# i saw something on the beeb news that we were having a republican debate again
i enjoyed not only the inaccuracy in the report it's timeliness, but also the bias that comes from interviewing brummie immigrants!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Ha ha ha
to be fair, they're not exactly the cream of the UK either...

Oh lord, I'm offending everyone now... May as well dye my hair ginger and call myself Jim Davidson...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:00, archived)
# You are Dr D.G. Hessayon
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:39, archived)
# better than
delusions of adequacy :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:37, archived)
# having said all of this
some of my very close personal friends are Aussies and they're a bang up lovely bunch of people.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:40, archived)
# *shuns*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:43, archived)
# *shunts*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:46, archived)
# *Ivor The Engines*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:49, archived)
# i prefer realism.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:42, archived)
# talk about an open goal...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:30, archived)
# I've been there.
I felt all smug (and I'm a right gyppo).
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:31, archived)
# and so you should.
It's like Visiting Hours, on a national scale.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:32, archived)
# ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:33, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:39, archived)
# you are?
*starts walking backwards* slowly....
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:33, archived)
# she was bare knuckle fist fighting champion 3 years in a row
until those bastards from Scotch Corner showed up.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Yep.
I could still 'ave you, so watch it.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Well...
maybe just a little bit :)

I have an "estuary" accent. It's not good.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:36, archived)
# you sound like a river flowing into the sea
... how do you manage to make yourself understood?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:38, archived)
# what is an estuary accent?
(name a celebrity?)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:39, archived)
# Barry Humphries
oh, wait - you said celebrity.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:45, archived)
# Can't think of any...
It's sort of a bit like cockney, but less comedic. Not particularly "backward" sounding, that's a bit further north from Kent ;)

(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:47, archived)
# seeing the harbour bridge and getting in peoples way at darling harbour does not count.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:33, archived)
# Damn.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:38, archived)