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# is that a real name?
actually forget the last one. i forgot one of my best mates', Hereward Genghis David Feldwick. how the fuck did i forget that?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:44, archived)
# One of the people who went to our school was called Adam Horse Crentswee.
*Top trumps*
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:45, archived)
# is that a double barrelled name or a middle name?
i had a percival smythe at my school
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Middle name.
God knows why he told anyone.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:49, archived)
# did you ever meet his parents?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:55, archived)
# careful practice?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:45, archived)
# I know a couple whose child is called "Xeno McCay", that's pretty good.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Well, real in the sense that it was a character on Round The Horne.
Other examples include:

Dame Sweeney Eggblast, the Clacton Dripping Heiress;
Mssrs Cattermole, Mousehabit, Neepthye and Trusspot, Solicitors;
Brigadier Edith Gormenstrop (Mrs);
Loomis Grousefavour;
Sherpa Gutbucket and the Electric Druids

not forgetting:

Ludmilla Dogtrouser, the singing nun
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:51, archived)
# i thought as much
"i've got a black belt of the second dan"
"you mean...?"
"yes, i'm dan dan the karate man"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:54, archived)
# i think the goon show had better names:
Hercules Grytpype-Thynne

(Baabaaaaababadabooooooombadadabombeboom!)
Major Dennis Bloodnock

Neddie Seagoon
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:55, archived)
# the pink oboe
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:58, archived)
# don't worry
it's ok to be wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:32, archived)