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# My Birthday will be remembered as a day of deep, deep snow


*slight edit* - cheers to the wonderful Barbarossa for the inspiration
(, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Happy Birthday for yesterday, you old fart


(, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Heh
Love the tagline.
(, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:17, archived)
# 3rd.
But woo!

It were proper grown-up snow, though - I think the chaos was relatively justified.
(, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:17, archived)
# did it not snow yesterday?
*edit* and yes it was. Proper real snow
(, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:19, archived)
# lovely and sunny today
walking about with the sleeves rolled up

pleasant day indeed
(, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:19, archived)
# I think he knows when his birthday is
you illiterate bugger!


(, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:19, archived)
# yesterday was the third you fool!!!
mwhahahaaha :P
(, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:21, archived)
# bloody time travelling australian physicsistsitsits!
(, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:23, archived)
# *air of superiority*
I, cur, am a mathematician.

:P
(, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:24, archived)
# excellent
you serve even less purpose outside of a theoretical mindscape.

:P
(, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:31, archived)
# there should be more mathematical supervillains
then people might show SOME BLOODY RESPECT

*strikes with Cauchy sequence*
(, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:32, archived)
# I release
"the bad hygene bomb"

you need a supervillainy name though..

my old house mate wouldof had one but his family dropped part of the name...

He could of been Sam Von Doehren.

add a Dr. in front of that and you have a recipe for attempted world domination.
(, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:35, archived)
# one of my mates who's started a phd in physics is an Afghan
and consequently has an Islamic, Arabic and Persian influenced name.

he's gunna be a corker of a supervillan.

me, i'd just sound like i was general practitioner from little town in northern scotland.
(, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:39, archived)
# COULD HAVE COULD HAVE COULD HAVE COULD HAVE
also that is a bloody good name. the best name i've encountered "Ash Beerepoot"
(, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:39, archived)
# screw you and you're puny grammar
a piss in your language chips.

he's going to reinstate the Von soon.. I have pestered him enough now.

I'm going to get a nemesis! yay!
(, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:42, archived)
# May I, in that case, proffer this name for your perusal:
The Very Reverend Ignatius Niblung Goosecreature
(, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:42, archived)
# is that a real name?
actually forget the last one. i forgot one of my best mates', Hereward Genghis David Feldwick. how the fuck did i forget that?
(, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:44, archived)
# One of the people who went to our school was called Adam Horse Crentswee.
*Top trumps*
(, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:45, archived)
# is that a double barrelled name or a middle name?
i had a percival smythe at my school
(, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Middle name.
God knows why he told anyone.
(, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:49, archived)
# did you ever meet his parents?
(, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:55, archived)
# careful practice?
(, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:45, archived)
# I know a couple whose child is called "Xeno McCay", that's pretty good.
(, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Well, real in the sense that it was a character on Round The Horne.
Other examples include:

Dame Sweeney Eggblast, the Clacton Dripping Heiress;
Mssrs Cattermole, Mousehabit, Neepthye and Trusspot, Solicitors;
Brigadier Edith Gormenstrop (Mrs);
Loomis Grousefavour;
Sherpa Gutbucket and the Electric Druids

not forgetting:

Ludmilla Dogtrouser, the singing nun
(, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:51, archived)
# i thought as much
"i've got a black belt of the second dan"
"you mean...?"
"yes, i'm dan dan the karate man"
(, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:54, archived)
# i think the goon show had better names:
Hercules Grytpype-Thynne

(Baabaaaaababadabooooooombadadabombeboom!)
Major Dennis Bloodnock

Neddie Seagoon
(, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:55, archived)
# the pink oboe
(, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:58, archived)
# don't worry
it's ok to be wrong.
(, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:32, archived)
# Goosecreature is a fabulous last name
I need to be become a doctor..

then I could be Dr. Luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee






tt
(, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:44, archived)
# *submits this to Eon Productions as the treatment for the next Bond film*
* Solaces, albeit just a Quantum*
(, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:39, archived)
# careful, he'll destroy us by assuming that we're all 3 identical spheres on a frictionless plane or something
(, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:34, archived)
# another bloody physicists approach!
truth be told, i'm in the sortof grey area which is applied maths/theoretical physics.
(, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:36, archived)
# but can you make WMD's?
(, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:40, archived)
# like i'd admit it...
(, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:42, archived)
# well, it's just that I got this pile of cobalt and I just need to wrap it around something
(, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:44, archived)
# weapons of multiple denominations
*as closest to maths I could bring it*
(, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:43, archived)
# pfffffffffffffffffffffffffft
(, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:51, archived)
# I can understand maths.. but I refused to see the point
in doing long division with algebra.

(, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:36, archived)
# I do long division with transistors
the way god intended us to do it
(, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:39, archived)
# polynomal division is useful!
(, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:41, archived)
# :D
bless your socks.

of course it is.
(, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:47, archived)
# god damn i edited to a miss spelling :(
(, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:50, archived)
# *slaps*
BE CALM!


(, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:23, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:24, archived)
# hahah
and snowy birthday for the day-before-yesterday's tomorrow
(, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:18, archived)
# Heh heh!
It's pretty much all gone here. It rained last night and washed most of the snow away. The sun's out in fact.
*basks*
(, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:19, archived)
# our 6 inches worth is slowly sliding off the Conservatory roof
I predict Avalanche...
(, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Some slid off our roof last night while I was out putting rubbish
in the bin. Scared the crap out of me, it did.
(, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:22, archived)
# i took an ace photo of roof slip this morning
it's kind of slid off the roof by about 8 inches, but is frozen in place, like a large curtain of snow ice
(, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Get it on Flickr
(, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:35, archived)
# thirty five isn't old.
meanwhile melbourne has a different story.

melbourne broke in the heat a couple of days ago. there is was, lying on it's back in victoria, it's legs still twitching. woe is melbourne.
(, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:20, archived)
# my aussie boss said back home in adelaide yesterday it was 45
fucking hell
(, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:27, archived)
# like the 8th day above 40 in a row too
western sydney is set for 42 on Saturday. so it will probably break about 39ish where i am

edit: far too many likes there for my liking. I sound like a Californian pot head.
(, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Urgh, australia sounds horrible.

Summer here is bad enough, the stupid sunny sweaty bastard. More snow little earth. MORE SNOW!
(, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:32, archived)
# someone was saying they visited oz in our winter
and found it to be like the british summer...

it's quite nice in the right places.
(, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:33, archived)
# two of the aussie birds i work with well off their tits with excitement yesterday. having never seen snow before
(, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:37, archived)
# thing is i live the blue mountains
couple of hours out of sydney (unfortunately)

i have pics of snow men i made in my front yard.
(, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:40, archived)
# ^this.
I went in March. It was high 20s. Then on the radio it said it was the last day of summer. Next day it pissed down and dropped about 10 degrees :)

I like that kind of predictability :D
(, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:39, archived)
# i get deeply uncomfortable anywhere above 25
in the last heat wave i went to work and complained that the 34 degrees we had were hotter than hell. my boss replied "nah mate thats balmy."
(, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:36, archived)
# hahaha yup.
(, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:42, archived)
# There was an office I worked in temporarily (NO OFFICE CAN HOLD ME FOOL!) where their air conditioning was absolutely fucked.
And the entire office was at a near constant 10 degrees or something. The women kept complaining though and forced them to fix it, fucking it again so it was about 30.

And yet the women were still wearing about three layers.
(, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:44, archived)
# A) Happy Birthday B) WOOOOOO!
Have a birthday *click* sir. Nicely shopped :D
(, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Weather Forecasts FTW!
(, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Mounted police ride through crowd on rubber horses!?
C]80\


(, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:24, archived)
# nice one old timer
happy birthday for yesterday
(, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Arf-o-rama!
*offers belated cake & fizzy pop*

Prof Undercover nicked the paper hats, damn his duck-pond...

Edit: and 35 *really* isn't old, take it from one who knows.
(, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:35, archived)
# I'm turning 32 tomorrow.
35 does seem old at the moment, but I suspect that implies that 32 is pretty old too. I know that 40 should technically be 8 years away, but I bet it'll seem like it gets here around the start of summer.

EDIT: ... And happy birthday for yesterday!
(, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Summer, 2017 - yes....
;-)
(, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:37, archived)
# happy birthday an that
(, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Happy Birthday, Geezer!
(, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Happy Snow Day!!!
*sends belated popadums and bhajis* :D
(, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Hehehe

35 eh? I'm turning 34 this Saturday.
(, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:48, archived)
# yay - Thor sends his regards
as a fellow Fab Fabber
(, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:54, archived)
# I remember he was one too
(, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:03, archived)
# oh noes
39 next Tuesday.

Help!

Can I have a badge?
(, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:00, archived)
# yay only 26 on the 14th :D
(, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:32, archived)
# 21 on the 28th!
(, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 22:07, archived)
# haha, brilliant
:)
(, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:01, archived)
# hahaha
superb!
(, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:19, archived)
# That's brilliant!
Exceptional work :)

(, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:27, archived)
# a very fitting and timely FP
Well done and a happy birthday that man!
(, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:42, archived)
# arf!
splendid stuff, and happy belated birthday!
35 isn't old... it can't be... i'm older :)
(, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 20:03, archived)
# Absolutely Excellent!
(, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 20:35, archived)
# Hahaha!
And in answer to the tagline, I walked.

From Mile End to Angel.

And back.
(, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 20:49, archived)
# Thats a bit woo!
(, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:15, archived)
# i fucking walked, like i did on monday
four fucking miles in the fucking show
because my fucking boss is a fucking sadistic fucking cunt
fuck the fucking snow.
(, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 22:10, archived)
# haha!
nicely
(, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 23:03, archived)
# top shop!
top hummus!
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 16:27, archived)