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# STOP SHOUTING I KNOW THEY'VE GOT A GREAT NATURAL PALLET BUT ARE LET DOWN ON PRESENTATION
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:11, archived)
# YOU'VE ADDED ONE TOO MANY FLAVOURS
YOU COULD HAVE DONE WITH TWO LESS INGREDIENTS ON THE PLATE.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:13, archived)
# AND NO-ONE CAN EVER COOK FISH!
IT'S EITHER OVERCOOKED OR UNDERCOOKED!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:14, archived)
# Give wallace some pudding and you usually win the big fat fatty
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:14, archived)
# sticky puddings = win
fusion cooking = fail
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Haha
I love the ridiculous terms they give to the cooks
Fusion cook john
Expermental chef joan
vegan cook paul
Pub landlord steve
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:19, archived)
# You've lost me on the puddings
but I'm with you on the fusion cooking.
"Let's take some half-assed ideas I've got about Indian food and plop some dodgy curry on top of some of this dodgy lasagne I made earlier."
ACTUALLY NO LET'S FUCKING NOT.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:22, archived)
# this - pretentious buggers
John is using a flamethrower to burn his initials into a lamb-shank.

"I'm a fusion cook. My style is a blend of extreme heat and this lamb shank".
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:27, archived)
# lamb shank = rhyming slang


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Lamb shank = rather dank
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:36, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:37, archived)
# SHOUT SHOUT SHOUT
THERES NO DOUBTING THEIR ABILITY BUT CAN THEY HANDLE THE PRESSURE, THIS IS MASTERCHEF!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:14, archived)
# THESE ARE SOME OF THE BEST
COOKS TO EVER APPEAR IN THE MASTERCHEF KITCHEN!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:16, archived)
# BUT WHO CAN PULL OFF THAT ONE PERFECT PLATE OF FOOD
THAT WILL GET THEM INTO THE SEMI-FINAL
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:20, archived)
# *UNSUBTLE MILD PERIL LOW BASS SOUND EFFECT*
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:15, archived)