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# I spent the morning helping a friend install a skylight
it looks awesome - the people in the flat upstairs fucking hate it though......
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Our teacher always struggled to keep discipline in the classroom
it was easier from the back of the room but she couldn't write on the board from there . . . she never solved the problem not by a long chalk


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:39, archived)
# He tried to warm up by building a fire in his canoe, but it burned and sank
Proving you can't have your kayak and heat it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:42, archived)
# My grandad always wanted to commit suicide by jumping under a steam train.
When I bought him a ticket to the Bluebell Steam Railway he was chuffed to bits
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:42, archived)
# and then the ice-cream man
topped himself


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:52, archived)
# this thread should be taken outside and shot
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:56, archived)