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# TOADr.

(text on a Dr. For those wondering ;)
(LiL_Arsewipe licked your face on, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 1:29, archived)
# Sadly not
I'm reading it in my voice because it's been too long since I saw the fillum.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 1:32, archived)
# Oh.. ok then.. well in that case:
The final countdown is playing in your head.
(LiL_Arsewipe licked your face on, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 1:33, archived)
# Nope!
I'm listening to Things of Stone and Wood and I have "Happy Birthday Helen" in my head.

Oh and you are now breathing manually and you're aware of the feel of the mouse in your hand and the keys under your fingertips and will you please fuck off back to 4chan?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 1:45, archived)
# Curses!
Foiled again!


*scurries away*
(LiL_Arsewipe licked your face on, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 1:47, archived)
# Breathing by hand.
Awkward.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 1:48, archived)
# Hmmm....
What an awkward cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 2:56, archived)
# Me?
But of course!
I'm also getting weary of the 4chan dross spilling into b3ta. Until they merge and become b3chan, I'll continue to keep the styles separate!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 4:17, archived)
# Weird, I'm reding it in your voice as well.
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 1:33, archived)
# lol
guilty as charged.

Except, somehow what I actually read was "you're reading this in my funny voice."
(gtfomh, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 1:37, archived)
# Hey! That's just like that thing that was on 4chan that had the professor from Futurama instead, which was mildly amusing!
Therefore, this slightly different imitation is mildly amusing too! Well done!
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 1:42, archived)
# Tah much, yes it is much like the futurama one.
Also, the final countdown is playing in your head too... enjoy :)
(LiL_Arsewipe licked your face on, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 1:43, archived)
# What?
You mean the song by Europe?
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 1:48, archived)
# Yes.
That's the one.
(LiL_Arsewipe licked your face on, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 1:49, archived)
# I have that cassette...
I do.
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 1:52, archived)
# Really?
jeez.. i havn't seen a cassette in about 10 years. Then again, i am locked in a cellar.
(LiL_Arsewipe licked your face on, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 1:53, archived)
# I still have my collection of around 250 tapes from the 80s..
Haven't an idea if the cosmic rays have gotten to them or not. They probably sound like shite.
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 1:54, archived)
# How does that go again...
Doop, de-doop,
Doop, de-doop,
It's the final countdown to be loved by anyone,
It's the final countdown have fun with anyone
But when I see you hanging about with anyone
It's the final countdown to see me cry,
Oh, I wanna die...
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 1:54, archived)
# Enjoy!
This
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 1:56, archived)
# Erm... the one by Europe?
That's the one that goes "neh nuur ner neww...neh nuh neh neh new... neh neh nerr new dooo dee doo daah doo dee doooooo diddle dee doo doooo... it's tha fiynal countdown! neh neh nerr nerr... ner ner neh neh nerr etc..."


*edit* yeah, wot s/he did say ^^
(LiL_Arsewipe licked your face on, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 1:57, archived)
# Pffffftttt!
you loon.
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 1:58, archived)
# Oh yes
Doo a dee doo dah, dee a dee ay,
My oh my, what a wonderful day,
It's the final countdown heading my way,
Ner neh ner doo dah, doo a dee ay.

I remember now.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 2:02, archived)
# This gave me the funnies.
But i must retire to bed now for i be tired.
(LiL_Arsewipe licked your face on, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 2:05, archived)
# Yes, but he has not the talent enough for more than the one.
Pointing out the lazy casting(of him) and lazy acting(by him)
would overload an 'also'.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 1:45, archived)