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[challenge entry] Bloody cold-callers.

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(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 4 Feb 2009, 23:15, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 23:17, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 23:18, archived)
# I had a Jehovah's thing put through the door the other day
It showed a landscape with happy people and animals in glorious sunshine. There was a young girl petting a lion.

I found it hard to believe that it was ok with Health and Safety
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 23:19, archived)
# It's ok
All health and safety people are BURNING IN HELL and therefore pose no risk of shutting down the girl-on-lion action.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 23:23, archived)
# Do you not worry ..
.. that by siding with the anti Health and Safety orthodox in this country, you might be coming across as a bit, well, Daily Mail?
(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 23:28, archived)
# I got one of them years ago.
They said its the lifestyle everyone should have.
I pulled them apart.
"Well I'm not even going to tell you how stupid the idea of everyone with their own panda is, but what happens to all these farmers when their is a poor summer and their crops don't grow? What if someone is sick and no one is working as a surgeon? You really want us to go back to the dark ages when people died before they get to your age? I believe in the betterment of mankind through technology..."
They left without even trying to argue.
(Wize, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 23:28, archived)
# That was written by Robert Mugabe
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 23:38, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 23:22, archived)
# Mormon Muslims!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 23:26, archived)
# fuck off
I love orgazmo!
(I helped save b3ta! The man with the screaming brain has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 23:27, archived)
# heh heh
is that fred dibnah at t' door?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 23:28, archived)
# Aye it reet is
or something
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 4 Feb 2009, 23:53, archived)