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[challenge entry] I hate this competition
And any other competition which requires me to google 'gay porn'.

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(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 2:03, archived)
# you googled 'gay porn'?
that's like googling 'food' when you're hungry.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 2:04, archived)
# Not really. When I'm hungry I don't tend to google 'that half-eaten bombay bad boy pot noodle sitting next to the sink'
I just go and eat it :-P
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 2:07, archived)
# you have bad boy noodle nearby and you had to google for porn?
greedy bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 2:16, archived)
# Admittedly I also had to look at gay porn to make this

Did you?
I didn't have to

Plus my Robert Kilroy-Anusface required some rather unpleasant searching.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 2:28, archived)
# doesn't straight porn feature hard cocks any more?
*runs to google*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 2:34, archived)
# Never did.
All rubberbands and swizzlesticks.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 2:38, archived)
# oh, is it dress up time already?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 2:17, archived)