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# dont berms explode?
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 23:32, archived)
# "That is not my dog"
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 23:33, archived)
# Indeed they do...
usually while I am pissing by your door
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 23:33, archived)
# Good news!
One of the worst and most unnecessary remakes in movie history will soon have a sequel!
The trailer for the new Clouseau largely features his mispronounciation of the word "hamburger". I'm guessing this is the best joke in the movie.
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 23:36, archived)
# You can't be serious?
But you're right. This is the most unnecessary remake in history. I think Hollywood has run out of ideas.
I think the end of the world will be at hand when they remake "Gone with the wind" with Anne Hathaway and Ben Affleck...
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 23:40, archived)
# I went out for a meal with a lady called Helga Hamburger
She was lovely but I don't think she was too interested.

Thus concludes the story of my dinner with Helga Hamburger.
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 23:51, archived)
# I probably wouldn't even remember if her name wasn't Helga Hamburger
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 23:54, archived)
# Was she from Hamburg?
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 23:57, archived)
# She was french but her family was german
also I think the questions about her name was the moment in the evening where everything went downhill.

HAMBURGER HAMBURGER HAMBURGER
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 23:59, archived)
# HAMBURGER HAMBURGER HAMBURGER!
Did you proceed to talk about bratwurst sausages or Kranskys?
(, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 0:05, archived)
# It never ceases to amaze me
the talent they actually land for these shitty films!

John Cleese, Andy Garcia, Jean Reno, Geoffrey palmer, Alfred Molina....
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 23:57, archived)
# I'm confused.
I think you're using a meaning of the word "talent" that I'm not familiar with.
Even in the trailers Cleese looks uncomfortable. He knows how bad it is.
(, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 0:13, archived)