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# went playing skittles tonight..
found this graffiti in the toilets.
If you're proud of your Irritable Bowel Syndrome, why not write it on a toilet wall and tell us about it.
The winner will receive a special 'shit brown' blue peter badge.
(I helped save b3ta! magictoast, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 23:42, archived)
# How wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 23:43, archived)
# To be fair he doesn't actually claim to be proud of it.
Merely that he has it for life.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 23:45, archived)
# That makes this
a more tragic post than i thought
(I helped save b3ta! magictoast, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 23:49, archived)
# Yes
It's more resignation than pride.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 23:50, archived)
# He's probably at home now.
Shitting. Alot. And crying.

I've depressed myself now.
(I helped save b3ta! magictoast, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 23:53, archived)
# Imagine if he is a lurker on b3ta though.
Isn't it enough that he has incurable IBS? Now he's being mocked on the internet for it.

On the other hand, he did write graffiti about it - so he's obviously not making a secret of it.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 23:56, archived)
# You didn't "find" this. You did it, didn't you?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 23:46, archived)
# I admit i was creating bum fudge at the time
but i was not the scribbler.
(I helped save b3ta! magictoast, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 23:48, archived)
# it actually looks like it was written in ibs shit :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 23:47, archived)
# Or that rare, white dog poo
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 23:47, archived)
# That's the most feared kind.

*pokes with the poo-stick*
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 23:49, archived)
# It's more valuable than ambergris
to dog poo conniseurs
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 23:50, archived)
# It's the only substance on earth
that can replace ambergris as a fixative agent in perfumes. Remember that, next time you are putting on aftershave or a nice, but not overpowering, Eau de Toilet.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 23:52, archived)
# I don't use aftershave...
Just the fecal residue from the neighbours dogs
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 23:55, archived)
# If it had been in a curry house...
..it would have served him right
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 23:53, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 23:56, archived)
# heh heh heh
veray clevair
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 23:58, archived)
# I was once shouted at by geese.
They were greylag geese, not Canada geese, but still...they're all the same. Bloody geese.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 0:01, archived)
# How do you know
they weren't trying to be friendly, or to ask you a question. Like, "excuse me mate, can you sort this out, this wanker says South is that way, but I reckon it's over there..."
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 0:04, archived)