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# I COULD TOTALLY STICK MY DICK IN A TOASTER
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:42, archived)
# george foreman grill
shake the fat out of it
collect in tray
serve to mother
(I helped save b3ta! AngryDave requiring lawyers, guns and money since, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:48, archived)
# "It's so good
I put my dick in it!"
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:50, archived)
# Well
it would be unhealthy to put it in a grill...
(gtfomh, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:55, archived)
# Just on that point, I know someone who pretty much does that,
he thinks that fat that collects in the tray is free lard/dripping for cooking!

Missing the original point a bit maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:51, archived)
# Well if you're going to use lard anyway then surely it's fine to use that stuff
Doing things this way means you'd only get a single dose of fat (when you're using it for dripping) rather than a double dose of fat (when you eat your first meal and again when you use fresh dripping)

Personally I prefer to excercise rather than pay close attention to my fat intake.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 2:06, archived)
# I tend to sit on my ass
and just pray I don't get fat. Working good so far!
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 2:12, archived)
# ^this but it's not working :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 2:14, archived)
# It is.
Collect it, boil it, in clean water when you have
about 2kg saved. Three to four hours and skim often.

Once free of any crumbs and goo, turn it up
and boil off ALL the water. Store in a boiled
or bleached jar. Keeps for months.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 2:17, archived)
# But
why?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 2:34, archived)
# To ask that reveals much.
May you never know the answer.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 3:09, archived)
# No seriously...
what is the end product and what do you do with it?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 21:19, archived)
# My mother is having YET ANOTHER episode at the moment.
She doesn't need any beef fat.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 1:55, archived)