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# Tell 'em like it is...
no need to sugar coat it.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:35, archived)
# Indeed, we'll have no half-baked truths either.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:35, archived)
# with that attitude I can see you're a chocolate chip off the old block.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:37, archived)
# That's the yeast of my worries.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:38, archived)
# we have no kneed for that sort of flippancy
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:39, archived)
# Pffft, that's just pie-in-the-sky thinking.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:41, archived)
# doughn't mock me now, boy!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:42, archived)
# To battle!
*raises the flag of the Flour de Lys*

We shall fight on the plains!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:41, archived)
# God with puns like that you'd better hope your troops are self raising
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:49, archived)
# I'd do muffin' of the sort
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:35, archived)
# *Rises to the challenge*
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:37, archived)
# well make your
papercase then
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:38, archived)
# I'm worried that this will flour into another epic punathon.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:39, archived)
# it does seem to be getting pre' heated.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:41, archived)
# We were bread for it
Nothing wrong with some bad bunning.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:42, archived)
# as long as we don't make a wholemeal of it.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:44, archived)
# Roll up, roll up
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:46, archived)
# you're just trying to butter me up.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:47, archived)
# Or use illegal weapons
Wheat, germ warfare, in my battles? I think not.
(they got branned under the Geneva convention)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:47, archived)
# I've had enough of baking soda rest of you, please stop
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:48, archived)
# Are you leaven?
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:50, archived)
# possibly soon
but there's no use crying over spilt milk
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:58, archived)
# You're oven a laugh
Can't you mix it with the big boys?
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:51, archived)
# That would be out of the frying pan and into the fire
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:48, archived)
# To fuel the fire, get some coal
you'd have to bicarbon. Eight bags should do.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:50, archived)
# That was an eggs-ellent pun.
I really can't believe that hasn't been done yet...
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:57, archived)
# but now it has been
ihope yule log it and date it
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:02, archived)
# LOL, you've overcooked your efforts:
www.b3ta.com/board/9166329

(FFS, needs more LOLOLOLOL at the start. B3ta is ruining me, I've never used that before)
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:05, archived)
# never happened
:D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:06, archived)
# Ewe can't be serious.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:06, archived)
# Crashed and burned!
Souffle him alive!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:09, archived)
# Wouldn't want to cross(aint) the line of good taste.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:11, archived)
# well it would sieve you right if you did
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:13, archived)
# of you did that
you'd be baking a grave mistake
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:11, archived)
# That pun is a stale one.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:14, archived)
# a stale one or non at all;
whisk would you prefer?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:16, archived)
# Your skills have bowl-ed me over.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:17, archived)
# yeah.. I'm getting a bit jammy now
...
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:23, archived)
# Only room for the cream of the crop now.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:25, archived)
# This conversation is peppered with amusement.
An a-salt on the senses.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:00, archived)
# good job we are only yolking then
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:08, archived)
# As long as there are no desserters, we'll be fine
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:13, archived)
# there will be if we get fully beaten
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:20, archived)
# Better hurry, nearly time for the Gay Sift
We could send in the Russian Mafia, but they might have that cold that's going around.
Is I-van ill? Ah will check.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:15, archived)
# I hear that the mafia pays trees instead of money.
/tenous
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:19, archived)
# Tenous is good, the more strained the better
We've drained the best jokes. Juiced the rubbish ones left.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:22, archived)
# I've thrown the kitchen sink at this discussion.
I may have to pan out, this current style is a recipe for disaster.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:25, archived)
# Washed up already?
I can still pile them on.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:36, archived)
# Well, the proof is in the pudding.
I'm going to bed, it's late and I've been waffling on for far too long.

G'nite.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:46, archived)
# Fair enough, the duel is over. Let's tell our seconds.
We can fritter away our time in other ways.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:01, archived)
# Enough of the baking puns
You tarts.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:38, archived)
# It makes you want to stab them in the eyes with a knife
which could also be used for baking
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:53, archived)
# Don't fight it.
Just soak it all up like a sponge...
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:58, archived)
# As someone who likes to bake, well, this really gets my eccles up
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:02, archived)
# you shouldn't get stirred up by such a trifling matter
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:04, archived)