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OBJECTION!

Your honour, Kebab is badgering the attorneys.

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:25, archived)

overruled

k3b/-\b noticed the lack of a judge in this courtroom and kindly volunteered.

Another objection from you and you shall be held in contempt.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:29, archived)

*&£&$%^"%%

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:31, archived)

Would

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Hokerou, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:32, archived)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:42, archived)

Too fast...

inb4 "That's what she said"

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Hokerou, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:44, archived)

Thic is clearly a crude attempt at making fun of an attorney just trying to do his job!

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:45, archived)

Imagine I've gone an put *this is how i'd finger you*

on that one.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:46, archived)

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:48, archived)

I know somone that looks like that.

I doubt she'd appreciate me saying that either.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:50, archived)

This is her sister:

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:51, archived)

And the other sister?

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Hokerou, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:52, archived)

That's the only sister.

The younger girl is a spirit medium, and the older sister was murdered.
That's what she looks like with a direct connection to Phoenix Wright via Maya, the younger sister.
This is her alive:

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:56, archived)

I blame his alleged virginity.

He should be cleared of all charges.

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Hokerou, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:30, archived)

*gavels*

I JUST APPOINTED MYSELF JUDGE.

I HOLD YOU IN CONTEMPT OF COURT. GUARDS, TAKE HIM TO MY CELLAR

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:32, archived)

NO! Not the cellar!

I have a rational fear of cellars...

See: www.b3ta.com/board/9166488

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Hokerou, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:34, archived)

!!!

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:36, archived)

Your "honour"; as a judge you are clearly biased and I DEMAND a fair trial.

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:38, archived)

And a boot to the head!

And one for Jenny and the wimp.

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Hokerou, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:39, archived)

OH POOR ARTHUR WAAAAAAAH

There there Jenny...

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:40, archived)

i really shouldn't edit that one.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:43, archived)

I would hardly call maintaining civility in the courtroom bais

nor criticising your lack of knowledge of procedure. Really, you accuse the judge of badgering an attorney?

where did you get your qualifications...*sneers* the university of new south wales?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:45, archived)

That's scarily similar to what this guy says:

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:47, archived)

I wish my grey hairs were all concentrated in one lock at the front like that

and what does he say?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:49, archived)

He makes fun of one of the attorneys for attending a "third-rate university"

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:50, archived)

AHAHAHAHHAHAH

UNSW is only second rate, and only because I go to Sydney uni.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:56, archived)

The guy who you're like is a murderer.

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:58, archived)

i can understand that.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:01, archived)

YOU LIVE IN AUSTRALIA?!?!?!

...cunt.

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Hokerou, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:00, archived)

I understand your frustration.

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:04, archived)

I am greatly enjoying your new emotes.

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Hokerou, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:08, archived)

yeah i know, provided you live a long way from a bushfire it's fine

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:11, archived)