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# Gadzooks!
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:43, archived)
# I HATE it when that happens!
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:43, archived)
# so do I
where am I?
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:44, archived)
# You're here now, and that's what matters.
*unzips*
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:45, archived)
# ahh, thankyou
this sleeping bag was causing some typing problems, I can tell you
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Pre-size Lee.
That's what I hate when it happens.
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:47, archived)
# You are in a darkened corridor
There are exits to the North and West, and a staircase leading up to the East.

There is a cloth bag on the floor.
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:45, archived)
# USE BAG IMMORALLY
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:47, archived)
# You put the bag over Anne Widdecombes head
and shag her senseless. Up the arse.

Now you feel dirty, don't you?
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:48, archived)
# I'd only feel proper dirty if I hadn't used the bag.
REMOVE BAG FROM ANNE'S HEAD.
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:49, archived)
# You catch crabs either way
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:17, archived)
# *picks up cloth bag*
*eats it*

*walks East*
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:48, archived)
# I'd hate have seen the chicken! :D
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:44, archived)
# he looks shocked.
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:48, archived)
# hehe

(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:51, archived)