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# Firstly it's pointy
and secondly, it has sharp bits in it that start getting stabby in your mouth once the chocolate melts.
One has to weigh up whether it's worth the stabbies and scratchies.
I think it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:07, archived)
# i wholeheartedly agree
no pain no gain and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:09, archived)
# I know it's supposed to represent the Swiss alps and all that
but really, it IS the wrong shape for maximum oral pleasure.
I know I run the risk of "ooers" and I am not courting them, I just couldn't rephrase that in a suitable way
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:13, archived)
# is there a miniature tunnel cut through them
full of burning lorry drivers?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Now you have me thinking
are they full of Nazi treasure stolen from Jewish people - perhaps that's what the sharp bits are.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Diamonds!
That would explain a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Indeed you have me thinking of that film with Dustin Hoffman
"Is it safe?... Is it.. safe?" and the Evil dentist Nazi person is holding a Toblerone to torture poor Dustin.

Snickers Man 1970
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:27, archived)
# I have it on good authority that there are
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:21, archived)
# I think we are getting to bottom of this now
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:23, archived)
# Toblerones are like land mines
we ALL want one but we have to be careful about how we go about getting it!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:13, archived)