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# ...*Braces for impending storm*


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(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:40, archived)
# My grandma died recently
the funeral was last monday.. we got to the church and I started to laugh..

on the church it had it's name written... "Christ church." it was done in comic sans...

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:42, archived)
# *samples water for tomorrows post*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:44, archived)
# shwing bo dataeya morrethra spleink tot sho
fraeblarlik, moto satreren maestorph!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:46, archived)
# As if there needed to be more proof that the prequels were shit, but they didn't have the bizaare bredth of accents that the original films did.
Considering the Empire were always english the proto empire could have used the phrase "Hell-oooo old spot!" at least once!
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:48, archived)
# i dunno, i watched all three prequels yesterday and really enjoyed them
apart from the first one. that was awful. mostly because of the hilariously west indian accented Jar Jar Binks. Its been nearly ten years and it still hurts
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:50, archived)
# I'll tell you what doctor who needs more of.
Slightly whimsical but deranged Englishmen with laser chainsaws. I was thinking about this just earlier. Especially if they appear in a cloud of smoke with a think gruff voice going: "Hail to the king baby, arooooo-...no sorry." And then cut someone in half.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:56, archived)
# have you seen My Name is Bruce?
I was hoping for cheesy nonsence.. but it was self knowingly cheesey nonsence.. which just devalues it completely.. and also 3 amigos had already been remade into tropic thunder.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:57, archived)
# I have not, haven't even seen the man with no brain or whatever it was called.
Does it have me in it pretending to be a 1940s Englishman whilst whistling 'If I only had a heart' and accidentally decapitating people?
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:03, archived)
# the Man with the Screaming Brain
 
as I was bitching earlier, it's only on zone 1 DVD and I don't want to watch it on some shitty computer!
BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:13, archived)
# no
the link was formed on "hail to the king baby"

butI woul dwach that film.. i think a massmurder sequence to that music would work.. as my to favourite movie moments are when everything explodes and shit hits the fan inMetropolis(anime) to the tune of I can't stop loving you by ray charles.. and in princess when the priest blows up the pornographers place of filming to the tune of No regrets.. but the original french version by edith piaf
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:22, archived)
# I'm all about the inappropriate music baby
See:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=muVElT4kZnI
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxjjEYy4b48
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzpXvMf2yWo

I'm also currently writing a screenplay which will involve a prolonged torture scene to happy and gay 1950s music, followed by a massive killing spree to god knows what.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:35, archived)
# hehhehheh!
love that first one.

and speaking of inappropriate music this still one of all-time favourite moments in film
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sn0My-cis_Q
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:45, archived)
# It's got to be the end of Dr Strangelove for me.
And as far as I know that must be the earliest instance of using subversive music.

N.B. Basically all of my youtube videos are just clips of films with bizaare music cut over them. One of them even being clips from a warfilm with the people lipsyncing to Dexys Midnight Runners.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:59, archived)
# autobiographical is it..
also... SWEET JESUS WHY DID i OPEN THEM ALL AT ONCE!?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:46, archived)
# That's my type(face) of story.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:46, archived)
# don't start that again. the fontdations of my inner being will crumble
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:48, archived)
# Constant puns are just a sign of the times
(new roman)
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:49, archived)
# Arial man wouldn't say such a thing
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:50, archived)
# Rather bold of you to say so
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:51, archived)
# I(ta)lic your honesty
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:55, archived)
# I'm tracking these puns.
LOL NOW I DID ONE. LOL.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:49, archived)
# that is really BOLD of you
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:51, archived)
# FFS, mindpiss city
Also, mine was my 1000th post. And was therefore first.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:52, archived)
# yours is higher..
so therefore wins.. I think that's how the rules go.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:56, archived)
# I like these rules.
Because it means I win. Just to underline that fact.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:01, archived)
# only by halve(tica)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:27, archived)
# Nooooooooo not Teh Sans
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:43, archived)
# It's everywhere
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:47, archived)
# Aye... Teh Sans is bakk (mite do more later :o))
Life without Sans is Sans Sans
(Paul James Tea Wrecks, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:47, archived)
# :(
it (was) my birthday you insensitive clod!
(haywire, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:52, archived)
# also
where the cripes is hexachordal lately
(haywire, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:52, archived)
# Hahaha!
You have my (partial) apologies. Your post did fit the tuesday mandate though.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:54, archived)
# and what,
may I be as bold as to ask, is a tuesday?
(haywire, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:13, archived)
# comic sans should be the default font for people who whinge about comic sans.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:58, archived)
# i tell no lies. i am always very serious.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:01, archived)
# Be less serious!
I'm going to bed, I have to be up in three hours.

G'nite.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:06, archived)
# 'night.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:08, archived)
# Nighty night!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:12, archived)
# Hahaha
"Eh?"
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:35, archived)