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# DO NOT LET HIM TEMPT YOU WITH HIS CRUMPETY GOODNESS! ..for he is the one with many names..
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Argh!
Kill it! KIIILL IIIIIIT!

*throws up*
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:22, archived)
# It cannot be killed by any conventional methods
but can be cooked in a moderate oven for 5 hours with some herbs a spices, remembering to baste often.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Hahahaha
*fears*
I'll never forget seeing him on a blooper show in tears of laughter after he said to the camera, 'Let me show you my onions'
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:24, archived)
# But
I thought that the number of the beast was 616?
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:28, archived)
# I thought it was 020 7219 3000
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:28, archived)
# and don't forget 668
...the neighbour of the beast.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:29, archived)
# 25.8069758
The root of all evil
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:30, archived)
# hehehe...
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:31, archived)
# I thought the horseradish was the root of all evil?
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:32, archived)
# and the M25 is the route
of all evil.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Well according to Terry Pratchett and Niel Gaiman, it is shaped like a occult symbol.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:37, archived)
# oo er...
It figures!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:41, archived)
# ^this.
and the M1 is a close relative.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:38, archived)
# there's probably no devil.
now stop worrying and enjoy you sins
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:32, archived)
# *sins his pants*
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:32, archived)
# "I Lived A-Lone......I Had A WANK"
Etc. Etc.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:30, archived)
# 616

The bible was written by the same folk who thought the world was flat.

tru fakts
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:31, archived)
# how bizarre!
I just watched Harvie Krumpet for the first time last night...in which said fakt is quoted.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:33, archived)
# that where I got it from :D

/still waiting on the bus..
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:34, archived)
# thought so!
*attracts things with magnetic head*
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:36, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:38, archived)
# Yes I believe there is some confusion over original text.
Is it 616 or 666.

Either way, its bullshit.

I prefer the latter, it has a much nicer ring to it.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:36, archived)
# yea 666 looks and sounds better :)
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:38, archived)
# yeah, and that barcode conspiracy theory
works with 666.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:45, archived)
# and tbh.. if somebody showed me a birthmark on their head with the number 666 on it..
I'm not gonna turn round and say "you're not evil.. you're 50 out"
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:41, archived)
# if someone showed me that birthsign I'd be their friend

better the devil you know...
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:46, archived)
# hehehe...
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:48, archived)
# I know...sorry :)
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:50, archived)
# lol
kylie fan eh !!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:58, archived)