I have a magical amulet which keeps mythical creatures away from
my vicinity ... I don't even have to wear it all the time.
yeah - that's right - I said zombies are mythical, big whup, wanna fight aboutit?
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Prof UnderCover evitable,
Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:15,
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wearing your pants around your head doesn't make them an amulet
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:24,
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haha...
'By the skidmarks of St. Michael...I repel you!'
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enceladus,
Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:26,
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But when they appear IRL they're no longer mythical
thus your protection no longer works.
Want to buy a zombie-repellent rock?
Simply apply it repeatedly to a zombie's head to stop it approaching.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:39,
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