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# I have a magical amulet which keeps mythical creatures away from
my vicinity ... I don't even have to wear it all the time.

yeah - that's right - I said zombies are mythical, big whup, wanna fight aboutit?
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:15, archived)
# wearing your pants around your head doesn't make them an amulet
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:24, archived)
# haha...
'By the skidmarks of St. Michael...I repel you!'
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:26, archived)
# But when they appear IRL they're no longer mythical
thus your protection no longer works.

Want to buy a zombie-repellent rock?
Simply apply it repeatedly to a zombie's head to stop it approaching.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:39, archived)