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(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:10, archived)
# yay!
*enrols in evening classes*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:12, archived)
# I got some zombies in my sock drawer could you come?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:13, archived)
# i can probably come in your sock drawer yes
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:20, archived)
# brainflute
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:14, archived)
# I have a magical amulet which keeps mythical creatures away from
my vicinity ... I don't even have to wear it all the time.

yeah - that's right - I said zombies are mythical, big whup, wanna fight aboutit?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:15, archived)
# wearing your pants around your head doesn't make them an amulet
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:24, archived)
# haha...
'By the skidmarks of St. Michael...I repel you!'
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:26, archived)
# But when they appear IRL they're no longer mythical
thus your protection no longer works.

Want to buy a zombie-repellent rock?
Simply apply it repeatedly to a zombie's head to stop it approaching.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:39, archived)