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# ok, so you got the iranian equivelent of the easter show,
you got a picture of someone selling roosters, and someone that wrote pen 15 on their hand.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:38, archived)
# why were you googling penis anyway?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:38, archived)
# Because I almost forgot what one looked like?
haha butt seriously, was going to photoshop one
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:42, archived)
# get a magifying glass and come to this address
Broom cupboard
Tumbledown building F07
University of Sydney
NSW 2006

And I'll show you.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:45, archived)
# I only fall for that once
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:46, archived)
# doublessly you'll be lost in my eyes.
the hazel ones
the jap one
and the brown one
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:48, archived)
# Hazel is brown
So technically you have 3 brown eyes :D
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:50, archived)
# I had this conversation with a strange bloke and his girlfriend
he said I had nice eyes and was trying to work out the colour. :S

they're not really brown, but not really green either.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:55, archived)
# i was releived when a forty odd year old woman told me I had nice eyes.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:56, archived)
# I have been getting compliments on my haircut
 
MOSTLY FROM GAY MEN
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 4:00, archived)
# I get shouted at for my hair cut
MOSTLY BY DRUNK YOBS WHO THINK I'M JESUS
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 4:02, archived)
# yeah that one never gets old, does it?
 
mostly when people yell at me from passing cars I can't even make out what they're saying
like barking dogs really
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 4:05, archived)
# GET A HAIRCUT HIPPY
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 4:10, archived)
# Bah that comment is a lot less amusing now I realise you're a girltype.
It's funnier when you can't even view your own penis!!!
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:48, archived)
# I wouldn't be laughing
if I was a guy and couldn't see my penis. Me would thinks it would of run aways *pout*
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:51, archived)
# hence the reason im on a diet.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:53, archived)
# And have a magnifying glass in your pants...
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:58, archived)
# A COCK DIET?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:59, archived)
# LOLOLOLOLOL U WISH!!!
NO A DIET WHERE I DON'T EAT VERY MUCH
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 4:00, archived)
# VERY MUCH COCK?
 
THE NATIONAL HEALTH AND MEDICAL RESEARCH COUNCIL RECOMMENDS AT LEAST TWO PER DAY
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 4:02, archived)
# VERY MUCH OF ANYTHING.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 4:03, archived)
# THE INTERNATIONAL COCK EATERS COUNCIL SAYS
"FIVE IS FINE, BUT NINE IS DIVINE"
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 4:09, archived)
# I got penises and donkeys!
(for my birthday last year...)

What were we talking about again? :P
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:39, archived)
# dicks and asses?
that's one heck of a birthday.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 4:03, archived)