Just get a plain looking lady drunk and indulge in some loveless rutting.Once you've got a bit of experience under your belt you'll be well away!
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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:59,
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If at first you don't succeed....Use more alcohol.
Then more.
Then the hammer.
Then the hammer.
Then the hammer.
Then the hammer.
(Then more.
Then the hammer.
Then the hammer.
Then the hammer.
Then the hammer.
Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:02,
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i can out drink quite a few blokes, it's nothing for me to get a bird paralytic.i guess im more respectful than forceful :(
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Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:03,
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I tried that approach...it doesn't work. Ever.
Unless you want to pull a paranoid schizophrenic who's looking for someone to take care of them and share their pain.
Then I ignored women altogether and became suddenly popular* with the ladies.
* By which I mean one person, Mrs Doom, found me attractive.
(Unless you want to pull a paranoid schizophrenic who's looking for someone to take care of them and share their pain.
Then I ignored women altogether and became suddenly popular* with the ladies.
* By which I mean one person, Mrs Doom, found me attractive.
Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:08,
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Then find yourself a nice paranoid schizophrenic to look after for a while.Yeah, there's a lot of emotional blackmail, but you're guaranteed an 'interesting' learning curve in the sack.
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:16,
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have a trip to japanyou'll be fighting them off
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discomeats This canoe,
Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:12,
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To the sound of the 5,6,7,8s ? Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:14,
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*plays image over and over in head*That's me sorted for the rest of the day.
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Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:17,
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