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# Ok question I've always wanted to ask..
How do little people masturbate with such short arms..?

*hides from PC police*
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 6:54, archived)
# get a friend to help?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 6:59, archived)
# Makes sense..
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 7:02, archived)
# I haven't seen her movies but I did buy her CD.
 
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdqq3NKBqKw
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 7:05, archived)
# did you pay her in meth?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 7:08, archived)
# no, Visa.
 
I couldn't trust my meth to make it through customs.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 7:09, archived)
# i just buy off-the-rack meth.
i can't afford that custom shit.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 7:39, archived)
# "We're sorry. This video is not longer available"
post another!
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 7:19, archived)
# that's just youtube being glitchy. reload the page.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 7:21, archived)
# Grr stupid safe sex messages
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 7:24, archived)
# tucks her legs in so her ankle is under her snatch, then rocks backwards and forwards?
I have no idea if that works but it might
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 12 Feb 2009, 7:10, archived)
# arrrggghhhh I really fucked up my hand cloning out that fat kid
 
THE THINGS WE DO, EH
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 7:13, archived)
# is it your fantasy to clone out fat kids?
I've been thinking about midget women masturbating...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 12 Feb 2009, 7:14, archived)
# You've put far too much thought into this
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 7:16, archived)