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# two and a half men and a little lady.
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 6:52, archived)
# Ok question I've always wanted to ask..
How do little people masturbate with such short arms..?

*hides from PC police*
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 6:54, archived)
# get a friend to help?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 6:59, archived)
# Makes sense..
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 7:02, archived)
# I haven't seen her movies but I did buy her CD.
 
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdqq3NKBqKw
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 7:05, archived)
# did you pay her in meth?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 7:08, archived)
# no, Visa.
 
I couldn't trust my meth to make it through customs.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 7:09, archived)
# i just buy off-the-rack meth.
i can't afford that custom shit.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 7:39, archived)
# "We're sorry. This video is not longer available"
post another!
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 7:19, archived)
# that's just youtube being glitchy. reload the page.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 7:21, archived)
# Grr stupid safe sex messages
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 7:24, archived)
# tucks her legs in so her ankle is under her snatch, then rocks backwards and forwards?
I have no idea if that works but it might
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 12 Feb 2009, 7:10, archived)
# arrrggghhhh I really fucked up my hand cloning out that fat kid
 
THE THINGS WE DO, EH
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 7:13, archived)
# is it your fantasy to clone out fat kids?
I've been thinking about midget women masturbating...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 12 Feb 2009, 7:14, archived)
# You've put far too much thought into this
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 7:16, archived)
# Hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 6:58, archived)
# OH FUCKING HELL YES
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 6:59, archived)
# more crossover films like this should be made.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 7:07, archived)
# I am not sure about this one
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 7:09, archived)
# an extremely mediocre film!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 7:10, archived)
# well, i was thinking more of just the simple crossovers.
starring aliens eating babbies. i'm easy to please.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 7:23, archived)
# That would work too
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 7:29, archived)
# Babby food!
*watches babbyfacehugger spit up a mustache and giggles a bit*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 7:11, archived)
# I'd do her.
it would be quite funny to screw a midget.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 12 Feb 2009, 7:16, archived)
# sexy, sexy midgets.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 7:19, archived)
# midgets with tits
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 7:30, archived)
# Man that kid is so irritating now he's all grown up
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 7:24, archived)
# sitcom kids always grow up before the show is axed. DON'T THE WRITERS THINK OF THIS?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 12 Feb 2009, 7:36, archived)
# Every kid is just like Gary Coleman.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 7:39, archived)
# what? a midget?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 12 Feb 2009, 7:41, archived)
# Or functionally so, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 7:44, archived)