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# he just doesn't look 13
my 3 year old son only looks maybe 3 years older
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:15, archived)
# He looks about ten
it's freaky
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:17, archived)
# it doesn't make sense
he doesn't look like he's gone through puberty
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:19, archived)
# apparently his voice hasn't broken
(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:20, archived)
# I heard him on TV. He has no idea how he'll financially support the baby
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:22, archived)
# he could sell it
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:23, archived)
# He doesn't even get pocket money
And he's apparently bit of a nawtystep resident at school.
Humanity is dooooomed.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:24, archived)
# he has sperm of magnitude
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:22, archived)