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# How the fuck did that happen though.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:36, archived)
# are you seriously asking how is babby formed?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:37, archived)
# YES PLEASE.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:42, archived)
# well

they need to do way instain mother who kill thier
babbys.
becuse these babby cant frigth back? it was on the news
 this mroing a mother in ar who had kill her three kids .
 they are taking the three babby back to new york too
 lady to rest my pary are with the father who lost his chrilden ;
 i am truley sorry for your lots
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:43, archived)
# THEY SHOULD DO WAY INSTAIN MOTHER.
Edit: Oh right you've got the whole lot now.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:44, archived)
# fucking > in sentences innit!
causes html mayhem!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:44, archived)
# HTML MAYHEM IS MY NEW THEME FOR THE NEXT 36 SECONDS
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:45, archived)
# SHIT!!!!

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oh shit, I give up
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:49, archived)
# Thought that. On the news she looked a bit ... touched. In the head.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:38, archived)
# haven't seen the tv today
"not quite" mental age is it?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:39, archived)
# I started thinking:
If his kid had a child at 13, he could be a grandfather at 26. And a great-grandfather at 39! (etc)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:43, archived)
# the odds of this are most high
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:45, archived)
# but, but
at 91, he could be a great-great-great-great-great-grandfather!

most people would be 175 by that stage!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:53, archived)
# That baby is already pregnant
according to the daily mail. probably.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:55, archived)
# haha
it's an immigrant too

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:56, archived)
# aren't they both statutory rapists?
as neither of them are old enough to give legal concent...
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:41, archived)
# I think the considered legal opinion is:
"Oh what the fuck? Hell no? Really?"
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:44, archived)
# there has been a 12 year old father in england
so he isn't the youngest.

EDIT: sweet crappity crap! youngest mother in the world was aged 5..
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:46, archived)
# Yes but that was a special set of circumstances
and her father was unlucky in that his daughter had an abnormal maturation rate. Otherwise he could have gone on fucking her until she was at least 10.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:53, archived)
# spoken like a true daddy :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:55, archived)
# that's just fucked up
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:54, archived)
# fucking hell the bottom 3 are from peru what the hell is wrong with that country
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:56, archived)
# well, it's peru
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:56, archived)
# 'darkest' peru.
Paddington bear, for example.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:58, archived)
# they eat guinea pigs
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:58, archived)
# inbetween drug cartel shootouts
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:00, archived)
# as did jesus for his last supper
according to one of their paintings

I giggled for quie a while when I found that one out.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:01, archived)
# he was a nutter too.
It must be something they put in the guinea pigs. And that my friends is proper science.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:03, archived)
# stuff the guinea pig with a selection of finest leaves from the local ali-baba
gulp it down

next thing you know you're nailed to a cross hearing god :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:04, archived)
# remind me not to eat one. I'm not entirely sane at the moment, i don't need anything to make it worse.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:07, archived)
# was it the guinea pig that impregnated them then?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:19, archived)
# Escaped nazi scientists in hiding
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:00, archived)
# giving birth to guinea pigs
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:00, archived)
#
I believe they had sexual intercourse.
(All The Worlds Squirrels Tied to a stick, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:39, archived)
# Correct.
+5 points.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:43, archived)
# well,
when a strange manboy child loves an interestingly faced 15 year old with little care for the fact her boyfriend looks more fetal than their potential progeny.. that are when babby does form.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:39, archived)
# Perhaps I should have asked how the situation came to happen.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:42, archived)
# *suitably elaborate comedy answer*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:44, archived)
# *clown nose honking noises*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:45, archived)
# *pelican feet squitch squich noise as it walks across tray of inch deep scrambled egg*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:46, archived)
# humourous trombone action?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:45, archived)
# PARP!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:50, archived)
#
12 bottles of blue wkd and a miracle.
(All The Worlds Squirrels Tied to a stick, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:46, archived)
# i don't find her face that interesting
usually when an underage boy is caught having sex with, say, his teacher, the teacher is a fucking bombshell, and everyone just says "oh, good lad... lucky sumbitch"

but yeah. no. not with a ten foot pole.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:48, archived)
# i think i was trying to be politely euphamistic.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:49, archived)
# the boy was probably just paying attention to the size of her boobies the entire time it was happening
good lad
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:50, archived)
# you mean?


and there was confusion?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:57, archived)
# muhaha
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:19, archived)
# other than he stuck his whoowhoodilly in her chacha without anysort of plastic wrapping?
An ill discipline that I certainly didn't have at that age. Kids today *shakes head*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:53, archived)
# Happy St. Skeletor's day!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:00, archived)
# FUCK YEAH!!
let's all laugh at the recently dumped. hahaha. there that was fun.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:05, archived)