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# THIS IS WHAT IS HAPPENING RIGHT THE FUCK RIGHT NOW BEWARE.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:02, archived)
# LIES!


This is what happen right now!
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:03, archived)
# sea shanties!
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:04, archived)
# can't beat a good hard salty shanty
innit
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:05, archived)
# the night was late the wind was strong as we sailed on in to port
it looked like fate had come along for this night of sport

the men did scream a sailors shout a shriek of pure lust
and like a dream there cocks were out and their sizes they did discuss.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:13, archived)
# GET YOUR COMPASS LEG AWAY FROM ME
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:06, archived)
# YOU GOD DAMN DIRTY NAVIGATOR!
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:07, archived)
# HAHA
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:08, archived)
# TRUES

(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:11, archived)
# SMOKING! The most healthy and natural thing for your body.
(plus it makes you look cool)
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:12, archived)
# ^Vitamin C as a bonus.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:14, archived)
# INTERWEBZ BEE PHUCKIN WID MA SEMEN
!
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:04, archived)
# I am reading this as the intern ETs
and imagining a suitably humourous sitcom about recent alien visitors to our planet trying to fit in as interns at a heaving media conglomerate with HUMOUROUS RESULTS.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:04, archived)
# work experience reptilians?
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:05, archived)
# cethlopods!
tp oh and it needs an a as well..
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:06, archived)
# makes no odds, the insectoids are going to come and destroy them all
AHAHAHHAHAA HAAHAH! AHAH!!

oh, pretend I didn't say that, it's meant to be secret
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:08, archived)
# the royal family
/icke blog
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:06, archived)
# but they've never experienced work
/hypocritcial student blog
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:07, archived)
# yes they have,
they've watched it on occasion

sometimes for whole minutes
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:08, archived)
# "oooh you're a carpenter?
what does that mean then?"
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:10, archived)
# "how does one carpent?"
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:14, archived)
# well, you need to get a decent sized carp
and ent it at things
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:20, archived)
# fish the size of talking trees!!
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:28, archived)
# It's easy.
just get wood.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:21, archived)
# *lathes*
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:29, archived)
# INTERNETS!
SERIOUS MINDPISSERY!
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:04, archived)
# bbzzzttt
I need directional arrows to fully understand the scale of this situation.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:06, archived)
# STOP BEING DO DIRECTION ORIENTATED AND BEWARE. LIKE, FULLY BEWARE.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:07, archived)
# awareness bees launched
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:08, archived)
# i think a few of those jacks are attached to the genitals.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:06, archived)
# THIS IS YOUR BRANE
THIS IS YOUR BRANE ON INTENET
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:07, archived)
# OH HAI THAR VIMOD
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:08, archived)
#
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:11, archived)
# THIS IS WHAT THE INTERNET IS FOR


(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:12, archived)