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# Weeee!
Disney are evil.

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 8:36, archived)
# ^ I've had her!

Her er.. Him er... The Mouse er.... You Mum!


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 8:44, archived)
# tumbleweedzors.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 8:50, archived)
# MORNING!

* I had you last night!

Now my mouth tastes like someone sicked in it?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 9:00, archived)
# what a lovely valentine's day dinner, can't think of anything better
accompanied by the finest of ales I hope.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 9:06, archived)
# No.. only the shite beer they serve in my local.

* The misses decided she would like to stay in and watch porn telly, so I let her.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 9:13, archived)
# I need to trim my beard.
more happy random facts from,
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 9:24, archived)
# I also met up with a new "Sturdy Girl" last night, who said she had just split up with her lover...
I joked "Photo or it is not true" and she produced this?



Phwoar!!! I bet that tastes salty! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 9:31, archived)
# well i would.
I think we're the only ones here...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 9:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Ha ha ha....

* Sunday morning church lol!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:25, archived)
# Why isn't Pluto breathing daddy?
D:
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 8:45, archived)
# too fucking right
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 9:43, archived)
# GRRRR!
Is it Retard Sunday or something?! My day so far is been filled with complete fucking morons!!!
He latest in a long line is someone trying to check in an hour before people have even tried checking in whilst I'm trying to cook breakfast, causing me to burn my scrambled eggs with her endless demands. Ever though she already know that I've asked her three times to come back after 11am as it says on her booking form.
THEN having the gall to tell me, as if I were some silly man that obviously can't cook, that I've burnt my fucking eggs.

EDIT: Oh and 'ningles.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 9:46, archived)
# i'm not going to lie to you, ghostie, it's your right, nay, your duty to cunt that tart in the fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 9:49, archived)
# you are a cranky little boy this morning.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 9:50, archived)
# the man's eggs are burnt, ferkrissakes


i'm unwell today, dodgy bit of pork yesterday has given me the runs something vicious.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 9:52, archived)
# yes this is very unfortunate.
I am hungry, my diet of not eating very much may not be an ideal plan.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 9:53, archived)
# If you're hungry and don't want to eat
drink lots of water.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:03, archived)
# I've been doing this, I'm pissing buckets.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:06, archived)
# Yeah you've got to be careful with pork.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 9:54, archived)