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# If you don't have an iron
try using a heated tine on a fork and how many how many girlfriends do you have and why do you keep them all in one house?
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:57, archived)
# unfortunately i don't actually know how to solder either though
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:59, archived)
# ner ner ner neeeeeerrrrrr
I can solder perfectly.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:00, archived)
# That's nothing
I can solder circuit boards:P
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:01, archived)
# I CAN MAKE FUCKING STEAMENGINES SO THERE
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:03, archived)
# That makes my modest willy hamper
seam somewhat inadequate
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:04, archived)
# bwhahah
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:04, archived)
# That's a third!
That's officially your catchphrase:P
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:05, archived)
# meh
I can make sound rigs good enough to service 50,000 people.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:04, archived)
# I can make lurvve for hours
edit: oops, wrong reply, but the sentiment is still there
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:06, archived)
# I can make a mess.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:06, archived)
# in your pants?
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:07, archived)
# wait a minute.
waaaaait a minute



yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:12, archived)
# why do you want pics of me in my pants?
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:07, archived)
# The fact that you keep asking me would suggest an interest in your part
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:08, archived)
# yeah I didn't think you replied last time
though I can't actually remember.

but if you have a decent reason i might consider it.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Science
I'm basing my conclusions on the results of my sig. To date only 1 person has mentioned it and he's done it twice. Noone has sent.

*hmm strokes chin*
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:12, archived)
# fixed.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Yes. Doing a plasma implant
/fooks sake. So many reply buttons.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:09, archived)
# aha... In that case, I can kiss, and kiss well!
it amazes me how many people can't.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:09, archived)
# even i can manage that.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Go on then
/bends over
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:11, archived)
# oh yes, this as well, also your observation :(
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:15, archived)
# its the sort of thing i don't think people should be allowed to leave school without knowing.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:18, archived)
# The first time I snogged a girl she just opened her mouth wide and waited
It was like snogging a wide-bore exhaust pipe.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:21, archived)
# in my experience, men tend to better kissers than women.
it may be the certain class of men I've kissed but I find girls to be a bit messier. more lip smacking.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:24, archived)
# Well, I can only concur :)
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:27, archived)
# so long as they leave without knowing childbirth, that sounds fine :)
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:21, archived)
# i can service 50000 people for hours
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:11, archived)
# thats pretty cool
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:07, archived)
# I have cooler. but i haven't bothered to photograph.
the whole train spotting thing was misleading.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:08, archived)
# cool. me and my dad put a mamod together a few years back. steamengines are beautiful
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:11, archived)
# always fun, but that started as lumps of unmachined gunmetal.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:13, archived)
# you and my dad would get along.
he was an artificer in the navy way back when on frigates like this one en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HMS_Phoebe_(F42). his hobby used to be machining little steam engines from left over brass
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:17, archived)
# i don't really have the time to do it any more.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:27, archived)
# I can solder inside microchips.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:03, archived)
# I can plasma implant stuff
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Neerrrr
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:06, archived)
# are we going to have a pissing contest here?
i can tie a cherry stalk in a knot with only my mouth
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:01, archived)
# so can I!!
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:02, archived)
# ok... i can cook!
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:06, archived)
# yup i can eat as well.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:10, archived)
# So
I can tie my willy in a knot with it only in my mouth!
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:06, archived)
# Maybe your willy had just grow?
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:07, archived)
# That makes my willy hamper seem somewhat inadequate.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Results!
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Hahaha
/rectangle cock blog

*looks for comparative hamper*
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:18, archived)
# It's just big boned
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:19, archived)
# They exist
I seen it
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:22, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:16, archived)
# but be sure to make a handle for the fork out of gaffa tape
so you don't burn yourself. or use a fork with a pre existing insulating handle
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:01, archived)