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# confined to bed for the day and my tablet is broken :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:47, archived)
# hahaha
He's doing it with his knob!

EDIT: Fukkin hell!

Ghostbusters is 25 years old this year.

*waits for boxset*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:47, archived)
# I saw Ghostbusters on telly the other day
Marvellous, but loses something when watching it in German
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:19, archived)
# hahaha
It on teh telly atm.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:20, archived)
# I saw Ray Parker Jr. on telly the other day
Doing that stupid advert.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:23, archived)
# KREUZEN SIE NICHT DIE STRÖME!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:23, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:25, archived)
# next time i climax, that's what i'm shouting
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:26, archived)
# One day
you might be lucky enough to have someone hear you do that...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Video or we won't believe you
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:28, archived)
# i'll broach it with the missus but she'll probably say no.
and drbroon will probably just correct my pronunciation
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:33, archived)
# hahaha but what happened to your tablet?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:48, archived)
# i broke one of the electromagnets
i don't have a soldering iron to rewire the eraser ends magnet so i'm trying to glue the iron back together. unfortunately i'm at my girlfriends and the tablet and pen are not only broke but in another house so i can't test it to see if my fix worked.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:53, archived)
# If you don't have an iron
try using a heated tine on a fork and how many how many girlfriends do you have and why do you keep them all in one house?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:57, archived)
# unfortunately i don't actually know how to solder either though
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:59, archived)
# ner ner ner neeeeeerrrrrr
I can solder perfectly.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:00, archived)
# That's nothing
I can solder circuit boards:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:01, archived)
# I CAN MAKE FUCKING STEAMENGINES SO THERE


Click for bigger (54 kb)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:03, archived)
# That makes my modest willy hamper
seam somewhat inadequate
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:04, archived)
# bwhahah
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:04, archived)
# That's a third!
That's officially your catchphrase:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:05, archived)
# meh
I can make sound rigs good enough to service 50,000 people.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:04, archived)
# I can make lurvve for hours
edit: oops, wrong reply, but the sentiment is still there
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:06, archived)
# I can make a mess.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:06, archived)
# in your pants?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:07, archived)
# wait a minute.
waaaaait a minute



yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:12, archived)
# why do you want pics of me in my pants?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:07, archived)
# The fact that you keep asking me would suggest an interest in your part
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:08, archived)
# yeah I didn't think you replied last time
though I can't actually remember.

but if you have a decent reason i might consider it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Science
I'm basing my conclusions on the results of my sig. To date only 1 person has mentioned it and he's done it twice. Noone has sent.

*hmm strokes chin*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:12, archived)
# fixed.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Yes. Doing a plasma implant
/fooks sake. So many reply buttons.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:09, archived)
# aha... In that case, I can kiss, and kiss well!
it amazes me how many people can't.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:09, archived)
# even i can manage that.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Go on then
/bends over
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:11, archived)
# oh yes, this as well, also your observation :(
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:15, archived)
# its the sort of thing i don't think people should be allowed to leave school without knowing.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:18, archived)
# The first time I snogged a girl she just opened her mouth wide and waited
It was like snogging a wide-bore exhaust pipe.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:21, archived)
# in my experience, men tend to better kissers than women.
it may be the certain class of men I've kissed but I find girls to be a bit messier. more lip smacking.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:24, archived)
# Well, I can only concur :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:27, archived)
# so long as they leave without knowing childbirth, that sounds fine :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:21, archived)
# i can service 50000 people for hours
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:11, archived)
# thats pretty cool
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:07, archived)
# I have cooler. but i haven't bothered to photograph.
the whole train spotting thing was misleading.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:08, archived)
# cool. me and my dad put a mamod together a few years back. steamengines are beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:11, archived)
# always fun, but that started as lumps of unmachined gunmetal.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:13, archived)
# you and my dad would get along.
he was an artificer in the navy way back when on frigates like this one en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HMS_Phoebe_(F42). his hobby used to be machining little steam engines from left over brass
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:17, archived)
# i don't really have the time to do it any more.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:27, archived)
# I can solder inside microchips.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:03, archived)
# I can plasma implant stuff
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Neerrrr
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:06, archived)
# are we going to have a pissing contest here?
i can tie a cherry stalk in a knot with only my mouth
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:01, archived)
# so can I!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:02, archived)
# ok... i can cook!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:06, archived)
# yup i can eat as well.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:10, archived)
# So
I can tie my willy in a knot with it only in my mouth!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:06, archived)
# Maybe your willy had just grow?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:07, archived)
# That makes my willy hamper seem somewhat inadequate.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Results!
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Hahaha
/rectangle cock blog

*looks for comparative hamper*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:18, archived)
# It's just big boned
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:19, archived)
# They exist
I seen it
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:22, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:16, archived)
# but be sure to make a handle for the fork out of gaffa tape
so you don't burn yourself. or use a fork with a pre existing insulating handle
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:01, archived)
# He should have gone in to catering
Bread, fish, wine:
Jesus Serves.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:48, archived)
# JESUS SAVES!!
the rest take damage
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:49, archived)
# As that would be Jesus Riverghost the footballer again.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:49, archived)
# That makes my modest willy hamper
seam somewhat inadequate
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:51, archived)
# Hahaha!
/fail
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:52, archived)
# did you mean to post that in the other thread?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:52, archived)
# ....
...
NO!
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:53, archived)
# Well if you are going to select a catchphrase you could do worse.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:55, archived)
# haha!
image53.webshots.com/653/9/22/32/2871922320089123123gvfReS_ph.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:55, archived)
#
b3ta.com/404
ed: no...wait...403. Ah.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:57, archived)
# four oh three forbidden
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:57, archived)
# thats weird i can see it
oh well, its just jesus playing tennis
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Just?
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:02, archived)
# AMAZING!
Moin
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:02, archived)
# moin moin
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Grail, ball, ball, grail
Just like that! Ah ha ha ha.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:17, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:19, archived)