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# thems not scrambled heggles:O
'ningles

EDIT: You missed Egggate yesterday. I had a woman trying to check in before the earliest check in time. I kept telling her that she had to come back at all as the beds weren't ready and I was making breakfast. I even pointed out that in our booking sites and on her confirmation form it told her 11am was the earlist time of arrival. The them kept asking to see the room and have to go through everything I've told her twice more.
She then gave me a whithering look that you would a simpleton and says, 'You've burnt your eggs.'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 8:32, archived)
# I was there, just rest of the dayshitters distracted you. LOL.
Taters on, egg beatings about to commence.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 8:41, archived)
# Any praticular sort of risey egg pie?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 8:44, archived)
# Quick pan souffle.
Use blender stick to mix yolks and cheese with the
watery bits from the beaten whites. Fold quick and
turn into a pre warmed frypan. Put under broiler
until it tries to grow into the top element. Let stand
in warm oven down a rack 4 to 5. Dress with cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:01, archived)
# You dress in cheese?!
you weirdo!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:02, archived)
# No, the cheese wears the dress.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:09, archived)
# :O
It's nekkid there!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:09, archived)
# Used up all the cheese in the batter.
Usually run strips of it with blanched spinach, but
it is late. And mostly gone as I eat and type this.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:16, archived)
# Yeah yeah. I've heard it all before:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:27, archived)
# It must have been this person
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbVw7entkxg

And 'Ning RG!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 8:43, archived)
# Actually she was Asian too. This is purely observational but the biggest idiots, without exception, I have staying her are Chinese.
I just had another one. I gave him the instructions for how to get hot water: Put the mug under the spout and press the red button. I know he knew what a mug was as he had asked me where they were. In the process of getting the mug, which I was pointing out saying 'Mug. Mug. Mug.' he'd turned on the coffee machine, turned on the DVD player and a fan'.
His other half on the other hand after me showing her personally where everything was for breakfast I found in the kitchen helping herself to the guests food in there thinking it was breakfast. 'Oh.' she says, 'Is this were the milk is?'.

'ningles.

EDIT: AAAAAAAARGH!¬ He's now standing wathing TV tapping his fingers on the bookshelf loudly!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 8:52, archived)
# HAHAHA
Sometimes there just seems to be a lack of common sense amongst them
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 8:54, archived)
# I thimks it's the young ones they've been mothered too much.
But I've noticed that then there's a mixed group the guys suddenly feel that they are men. They are there to think for the woman (and the the woman are more than happy to comply), we shall commune with the locals as we are men and know better than them. In reality they have zero life experience, are ingorant and if they're paying for a service they can get what they want and treat anyone providing that service as either simple or lesser beings or both.
Then they meet me. 6' 4" not including the mo and it a guest is being a twat I'll call them a twat.
It's strange they never give us good reviews:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:01, archived)
# If they don't give you good reviews, hire some triads who can ensure the guests give you good reviews...
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:27, archived)
# there's someone that's gunna get a coogee bay sundae.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:15, archived)
# Took me a sec to work that one outr
deary deay me.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:25, archived)
# you offer them a complemtary chocolate gelato.
And you make-a da gelato!! :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:26, archived)
# Oh I was reading into it the race riots at coogee as I beleive they were on a Sunday.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:32, archived)
# think it was a sunday but they were mostly at cronulla
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:38, archived)
# That's the one
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:47, archived)
# Yes that's another contender
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:26, archived)
# She clearly needs to be punished

ningles ghosty
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 8:46, archived)
# wotcha
removed from the gene pool more like!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 8:53, archived)