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# the real horror of zombies is that there's always more of them
the don't sleep, ever. you can walk quickly away but they'll still follow you. even if you cross to an island they'll follow. zombies are scary because you can't kill all of them.

read World War Z. best portrayal of real life zombie apocalypse ever.

and fast zombies are shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Everything you just said is 100% correct.
(Except I'm ashamed to say I've not read that book yet.)
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:18, archived)
# no way? its bloody ace.
tell you what actually, the audiobook is cracking, mark hamill is the narrator. its really well executed.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:25, archived)
# real life zombie apocalypse? Hahahahahaha
So zombies can swim?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:20, archived)
# Hell yeah.
Zombie Lake, Shockwaves, Land of the Dead to name just 3 films.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:22, archived)
# So ... how come you never see them driving, or flying planes?
Zombie banger racing or something? Zombie Ultimate Fighting Challenge. Zombie Olympics?

How come zombies don't eat other zombies?

How come ...

Oh it's just too silly for me, I'm sorry.

I far prefer computers that mess with your sense of reality then break, and you don't know whats real or not, and so when you find yourself killing someone don't know whether to worry about being done for murder or not.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:29, archived)
# part the first: zombies retain basic motor functions and instincts
swimming is instinct, driving isn't.

part the second, zombies eat living flesh, perhaps they seek living flesh because it passes the contagion. viruses only exist to self perpetuate like the rest of us.

part the third: yeah those movies are cool too. check out cypher
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Hmmm.
Seems vere silly.

All one would really need is to find a military base to live on, then. Basic motor functions don't include how to get over an anti-climb fence.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:40, archived)
# exsitenz for the win
:D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:47, archived)
# c'mon... broaden your horizons here.
after all, the premise for the Nolan Batman movies is "what if batman was real"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Not really.
It's still just fantasy. Or at least - thats how I took it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:30, archived)
# of course :)
i just like pretending it could be true. life's more exciting that way
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:37, archived)
# They don't need to swim,
they're dead so they can just walk.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:33, archived)
# So all one need do is cross a relatively deep, fast-flowing stream or river then
And one's home free.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:34, archived)
# unless they're on the other side too =D
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:38, archived)