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# Train fares = hilarious japes!
I really hate London Midland. They put costs up again recently, and train fares to get to work are now well over double what my 17-year old 2 litre sports car costs to run.

But hey, the money is being put to good use! True undoctored image tonight of the new information system installed at Watford Junction train station.

(LokiMD, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:11, archived)
# Haha, "Tring"
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:12, archived)
# hemel hempsted, lol!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:13, archived)
# Berkhamstead
The rush of warm and strangely pleasant air the preceeds the arrival of the tube train.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:14, archived)
# liff?
fucking great book for accumulative LOL
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:16, archived)
# Yep, it's the only entry I don't forget.
Well, I paraphrased it, but the basic definition is there.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:18, archived)
# there are some crackers
but i can never remember the right word for them
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:19, archived)
# Exactly
A book that can be dipped into and enjoyed.... but cumulative reading gets you in the right mindset and it just gets better and better

GLASGOW (n.) (my home town btw)

The feeling of infinite sadness engendered when walking through a place
filled with happy people fifteen years younger than yourself.


So true of me and B3TA


Anyway.... for those who wish it....

lib.misto.kiev.ua/ADAMS/liff.txt
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 0:00, archived)
# TRING!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:13, archived)
# So not only is it not shopped but you frequent Tring!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:13, archived)
# Berkhamsted
Actually, I am a Berkhamsted man thank you very much.
(LokiMD, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:15, archived)
# But I'm right about the upshopped bit?

* I don't suppose you shop in Tring do you?

PS. They have re-opened the Dead Dog bit in the museum now...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:17, archived)
# it's unshopped becasue it's not a photoshop joke
not everything on b3ta has to be fucking 'shopped
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:18, archived)
# So you shop in Tring!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:19, archived)
# I shop in Berko
Because Berko rules.
(LokiMD, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:20, archived)
# Is Berko the Tring version of Primark?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:23, archived)
# No!
Berko to Tring is like Waitrose to Marks and Spencer. They are rather similar. Both have their individual strengths.

However Berko and Tring to Hemel Hempstead are like Waitrose to fumbling-in-dustbin-for-food.
(LokiMD, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:25, archived)
# O.....K.......

*Wobbly is now loosing it...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:28, archived)
# SAFTEY & SECURITY
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:14, archived)
# for your safety and security we are going to prevent you having any freedom
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:15, archived)
# This sounds like a fairly good deal
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:16, archived)
# It is...
Until you have to pay London Midland for it.
(LokiMD, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:17, archived)