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# The idea of the story is to help people empathise with the zombies.
2 chapters were planned that were soley from the zombie protagonist. Yes, entire paragraphs were filled with 'hurrrrrrrrrrrrr'. It adds to the effect.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 7:46, archived)
# As mentioned above, I don't want to change what a zombie is to suit my story, I want it to be recognised as a definitive zombie story.
THIS IS MY MAJOR SETBACK.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 7:50, archived)
# what a zombie is was never that well defined though
there is wiggle room. I agree that if it runs fast it's not a fucking zombie, but like.

There is nothing to stop you from going "the person the zombie used to be is still in there, only whenever he tries to say please pass the sugar it comes out hurrrrr" for instance.
(Lieutenant Colonel Oblivious brought to you by intravenous sugar, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 7:54, archived)
# zombies are just chav vampires
they are bitten and as they cannot speak correctly anyway, just go hrrrrrrrrrrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 7:57, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
*chalks up a point*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 7:58, archived)
# If I went vampire I'd just be cashing in on a shitty subculture that I don't want to encourage.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 8:00, archived)
# Also: society wouldn't accept a bunch of factory slaves with porphyria.
If they're mindless it's not so much of an issue.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 8:02, archived)
# true, the only good vampire stories these days
are friggin metaphorical up to here.
(Lieutenant Colonel Oblivious brought to you by intravenous sugar, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 8:03, archived)
# Awww, why ever not?
They're so cute with that "I want to die and live forever".
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 8:04, archived)
# I wanna read a story
about vampire suicide clubs
(Lieutenant Colonel Oblivious brought to you by intravenous sugar, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 8:06, archived)
# you know
like those bunnies
(Lieutenant Colonel Oblivious brought to you by intravenous sugar, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 8:07, archived)
# I FUCKING WILL FUCKING MAKE A FUCKING FORTUNE.
Just relabel a case of baseball bats and print up instructions.

Follow these easy steps to becoming a vampire
1. Hit self with bat.
2. repeat, rinse, and apply bat until dead dead dead.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 8:10, archived)
# no, I meant for actual vampires
it must be quite difficult to hammer a stake into your own heart, let alone cut your head off afterwards.
(Lieutenant Colonel Oblivious brought to you by intravenous sugar, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 8:26, archived)