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# o hai crazy, how are you?
'night.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 6:57, archived)
# Crazy? You want crazy?
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 7:20, archived)
# Indeed they are.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 7:37, archived)
# Sheeesh, what a bunch of cunts
blah blah blah

Frank Zappa's Jones Crusher springs to mind...

(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 8:15, archived)
# It's their whole system, alas.
Over 50 million(US) lawsuit for a pair of pants.
And that was a judge!
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 8:27, archived)
# I feel like the world is getting hi-jacked by lawyers sometimes

I recognise that some people might get into a situation where they need a lawyer, but a lot of the lawyers are just out there to create situations in which they are needed.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 8:30, archived)
# It's the lack of social feedback, if you ask me.
I'm not quite to postbear's stage... yet.

My suggestion would be abandoning them each
on desert islands. Only there are too few of those
on this planet to make that a viable solution.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 8:39, archived)
# I was thinking along the same lines
only to reserve one special island for them all, where they can litigate the fuck out of each other. A juridical battle royale, if you will. The winner will be executed.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 8:44, archived)
# Slowly.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 8:46, archived)
# With tiny forks
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 8:52, archived)
# this is what assassinations are for.
srsly, just kill about two dozen of the lawyers and executives, that'll solve that problem.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 7:40, archived)