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# Last one before bed

G'night all
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 6:47, archived)
# CYA
AAU
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 6:52, archived)
# o hai crazy, how are you?
'night.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 6:57, archived)
# Crazy? You want crazy?
jonesday.com are litigious bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 7:20, archived)
# Indeed they are.
jonesday.com
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 7:37, archived)
# Sheeesh, what a bunch of cunts
blah blah blah

Frank Zappa's Jones Crusher springs to mind...

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 8:15, archived)
# It's their whole system, alas.
Over 50 million(US) lawsuit for a pair of pants.
And that was a judge!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 8:27, archived)
# I feel like the world is getting hi-jacked by lawyers sometimes

I recognise that some people might get into a situation where they need a lawyer, but a lot of the lawyers are just out there to create situations in which they are needed.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 8:30, archived)
# It's the lack of social feedback, if you ask me.
I'm not quite to postbear's stage... yet.

My suggestion would be abandoning them each
on desert islands. Only there are too few of those
on this planet to make that a viable solution.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 8:39, archived)
# I was thinking along the same lines
only to reserve one special island for them all, where they can litigate the fuck out of each other. A juridical battle royale, if you will. The winner will be executed.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 8:44, archived)
# Slowly.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 8:46, archived)
# With tiny forks
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 8:52, archived)
# this is what assassinations are for.
srsly, just kill about two dozen of the lawyers and executives, that'll solve that problem.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 7:40, archived)
# is it rascist if you
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 7:08, archived)
# Fuck TV, now there is the internet, I can surf hundred of web pages and interact with lots of insightful contents.
I can even send paperless letters ( I think they call them electronic mails). There is a lot yet to discover, a friend of mine told that there is a website where you can watch videos of all kinds. He said that you can even give them your videos and they will put them on their website, but he talk an infinite deal of nothing. Ok, the internet is something modern, but that is sci-fi.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 7:25, archived)
# Apparently, you can even find brazilian fart porn.
www.b3ta.com/board/9207847
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 7:33, archived)
# BRAZILIAN FART PORN IS THE BEST
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 7:37, archived)
# that's disgusting.
you ought to be ashamed of yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 7:40, archived)