

toner is too obvious, the black rings around your nose will give you away. mash some apples skin and all, put them in a 2 litre bottle top up with water and put the lid on for a few days. when the bottle is rock hard you've got the crappiest booziest cider imaginable.
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:47,
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also add more sugar; it will help make it stronger.
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:54,
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*puts apples and sugar and water in bottle* *waits*
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ISITREADYYET?ISITREADYYET?ISITREADYYET?ISITREADYYET?ISITREADYYET?
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:56,
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as derangedletters says add sugar, also add sultanas and cloves if you want to improve the flavour a bit.
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:07,
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an air bubble lock. then decant into drinking bottles and put a little bit of sugar in it.
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:19,
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That way, the anaesthetic will numb your tongue sufficiently so you can get pissed without the disgust.
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