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# : D I'M TIRED
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 1:56, archived)
# THIS.. IS.. B3TA!
 
a glorious thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 1:57, archived)
# helloooooo
ooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:01, archived)
# oh now do I? do I? yeeeeeeeeeeeah:
I like your Halloween costume!

*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:02, archived)
# Shut the fuck,
dickmonkey.





XD
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:04, archived)
# Dick monkey? throw me a peanut for five minutes of fun then babydoll...
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:30, archived)
# ...
babydoll?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:30, archived)
# a term of endearment I seem to have picked up.
I've got it on my login screen
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:32, archived)
# Oh, okay.
I pick those up, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:36, archived)
# the worst for it is a mate of mine who picked up lad a couple of years ago.
he irritated more than a few women that way.
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:40, archived)
# I am currently winking at people
this is what I now do.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:44, archived)
# That can be really creepy out of context.
XD
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:45, archived)
# this is true of all the good things in life.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:48, archived)
# *winks*
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:50, archived)
# *apple pies*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:51, archived)
# For some reason
all those words together aren't making sense for me...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:44, archived)
# A mate of mine is the worst person I know for picking up odd terms of endearment.
He started using 'lad', as in 'Hey lad what's the time?' or 'Owzitgoan lad, you up for a schooner?' etc.

The problem was when he was talking to women and called them lad. Then he tried to recover it by using ladette. epic fail.
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:50, archived)
# he should shift to fella
fella is universal.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:50, archived)
# Aaaaaah.
What's a schooner?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:52, archived)
# it's both a type of boat, and a size of beer serving.
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:59, archived)
# So he'd ask if you fancied a boat?
How strange...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:00, archived)
# Every woman would like a ride on my boat!
:)

go ask the nearest londoner if you don't get that
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:02, archived)
# Somehow, I doubt that...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:03, archived)
# it's got an outboard motor and a glass bottom
you can see all the fishes as you fly by.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:07, archived)
# OMG!
Awesome!!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:11, archived)
# I'm told I'm attractive. Pity no single female has told me that.
but oh well.
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:08, archived)
# So you've been told that by...?
Gay men? Your mum?



;]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:09, archived)
# every one loves a teddybear
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:14, archived)
# He's a teddybear?
Like an actual teddybear?? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:15, archived)
# Just google ron jeremy, then imagine him with a beard as well.
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:17, archived)
# 1 non-single woman. 1 ? status woman of about 44
3 very weird women.

1 muslim guy.

The gay bloke said he didn't like beards :(:(:(:(
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:16, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
Jesus had a beard. Didn't he like Jesus?




My friend is posing as a sort of Jesus for me on Saturday. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:18, archived)
# mine's all short and neat at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:20, archived)
# Ahah.
I don't have a beard. *shrug*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:22, archived)
# how far can I push my luck I wonder?
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:25, archived)
# Huh?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:26, archived)
# I was going to make a reference to lip hair
but i think it's going too far...but not far enough that im not going to make it anyway...
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:30, archived)
# Um...
okay...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:30, archived)
# I think he wants to tell you that you do have a beard but he doesn't know if he has enough kudos to successfully get away with it. This is what I think k3b/-\b means.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:32, archived)
# Wrong lips
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:42, archived)
# It's like a whole new language to me. A language of dumbfuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:54, archived)
# we're both hons 1 in advanced science.
we end sentences with conjunctions, pularise you, say fuck every sentence. we hardly fit the mould of the academic type to be honest.
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:00, archived)
# Yeah!
Fuck every sentence! Fuck 'em all.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:22, archived)
# NOU
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:01, archived)
# WHAT DO YOU WANT?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:23, archived)
# TO BE LOVED
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:25, archived)
# Sorry, move along.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:38, archived)
# your minor keys, your half-lit cigarette
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijfWIxfE4YM
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:58, archived)
#
orly
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:06, archived)
# He looks a lot like one of your drawings
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:21, archived)
# Orly?
which one?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:22, archived)
# Any one
they all look the fucking same
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:24, archived)
# >:[




I knoww.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:32, archived)
# Don't listen to old hags like me
I'm just jealous of your youth and your persistence.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:38, archived)
# WHY WON'T YOU PANDER LIKE THE REST!
I DON'T UNDERSTAND!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:40, archived)
# you seem to be in an unusal mood this evening. you been sniffing liquid paper again?
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:41, archived)
# Am I?
No, I stopped sniffing that. But toner is goooood. :DD
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:42, archived)
# just be aware that glue sniffing does not mean clag paste.
toner is too obvious, the black rings around your nose will give you away. mash some apples skin and all, put them in a 2 litre bottle top up with water and put the lid on for a few days. when the bottle is rock hard you've got the crappiest booziest cider imaginable.
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:47, archived)
# mofaha says I can't try it.
He said it would be gross.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:52, archived)
# that's where half the fun comes from.
also add more sugar; it will help make it stronger.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:54, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
*puts apples and sugar and water in bottle* *waits*
ISITREADYYET?ISITREADYYET?ISITREADYYET?ISITREADYYET?ISITREADYYET?
ISITREADYYET?ISITREADYYET?ISITREADYYET?ISITREADYYET?ISITREADYYET?
ISITREADYYET?ISITREADYYET?ISITREADYYET?ISITREADYYET?ISITREADYYET?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:56, archived)
# why do I always feel compelled to read it all.
why
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:00, archived)
# Ahahahahah
fial.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:01, archived)
# vial
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:05, archived)
# it's drinkable.
as derangedletters says add sugar, also add sultanas and cloves if you want to improve the flavour a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:07, archived)
# I am probably going to try this at some point.
grog!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:10, archived)
# if you do, try it properly and ferment in a seperate bottle with
an air bubble lock. then decant into drinking bottles and put a little bit of sugar in it.
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:19, archived)
# Lots of cloves. Thousands even.
That way, the anaesthetic will numb your tongue sufficiently so you can get pissed without the disgust.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:10, archived)
# I'M NOT LIKE THE REST
I AM YOU IF YOU HAD BEEN BORN IN 1979
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:48, archived)
# you're an american female from new jersey?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:50, archived)
# No, I'm a Welsh woman who can't draw very well
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:57, archived)
# the best kinds
and crap.. I missed my 7,000
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:12, archived)
# well show me a picture of your naked self anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:27, archived)
# a very forward welsh lady who can't draw
okay here's apicture of my penis
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:35, archived)
# That's just a photo of a sad cock
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:40, archived)
# Oh, cool!
here's a present
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:51, archived)
# How did you screengrab my dreams from lastnight?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:59, archived)
# Maaaaagicccc
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:02, archived)
# You bloody witch
Did you record the bit with Iggy & Zach Braff?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:06, archived)
# Maybeeeee.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:10, archived)
# NO SENSE OF DIGNITY.
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:03, archived)
# Awwwwhahahaha :D
:DDDD
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:04, archived)
# hatfluff!
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:42, archived)
# STOMP STOMP.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:06, archived)
# CURBSTOMP
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:07, archived)
# STOMP?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JimbOFCIuBI
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:28, archived)
# IHATEYOU
ihateyouihateyouihateyou.






:]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:30, archived)
# I just went to facebook for a sec...here's a status and comment:
k3b/-\b's mate: doesn't like his new officemate who stamps when he walks.

k3b/-\b's comment:

STOMP STOMP STOMP

www.youtube.com/watch?v=JimbOFCIuBI

I still had it on my clipboard so good :)
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:34, archived)
# Hahahahah
ik ben dood.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:35, archived)
# aw it am ded. :(
I horsed someone else on facebook. I really must stop irritating everyone I know like this.
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:38, archived)
# Yes you must.
You might not have any friends if you don't stop.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:39, archived)
# notice the use of "everyone I know"
I think the time is already too late.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:53, archived)
# DOES THE TIN MAN HAVE A SHEET METAL COCK?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:10, archived)
# "what does he mean he'll be watching us like a shit hawk
what the fuck is a shit hawk anyway"
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:10, archived)
# :O
And on that, I am off to bed to watch Steve Buscemi and Alec Baldwin!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 1:58, archived)
# What are they doing in your bed?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:00, archived)
# MAKING A MOVIE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:00, archived)
# In pajamas ?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:01, archived)
# you have made me put the oscars on now.
Horse face and James Bond are presenting the nobody gongs right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:17, archived)
# you are a bad bad bad man
well done.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:02, archived)
# This made me cry special tears.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:02, archived)
# I see a manatee on a longboard
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:04, archived)
# Scaramouche Scaramouche
can you do the Mazda Bongo
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:08, archived)
# How on earth is the fella on the right surprised?
What exactly is he surprised at????
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:10, archived)
# how refreshing it tastes
like a zesty cinnamon flavour.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:16, archived)
# Cinnaminnaninnamon
is refreshing.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:28, archived)
# bahaha
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:46, archived)
# well, goodness,
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:35, archived)
# First there was Lemon Party.
Then there was Poo Party!


Woo Party.


edit- PS- YOU FREAK! Lovely lovely FREAK. :)
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:36, archived)
# This is too good to be bad.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:40, archived)
# this paint tastes brown!
nice work.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:37, archived)
# clicked
buts I feel rather odd at clicking 'I like this'.
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:55, archived)