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# A mate of mine is the worst person I know for picking up odd terms of endearment.
He started using 'lad', as in 'Hey lad what's the time?' or 'Owzitgoan lad, you up for a schooner?' etc.

The problem was when he was talking to women and called them lad. Then he tried to recover it by using ladette. epic fail.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:50, archived)
# he should shift to fella
fella is universal.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:50, archived)
# Aaaaaah.
What's a schooner?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:52, archived)
# it's both a type of boat, and a size of beer serving.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:59, archived)
# So he'd ask if you fancied a boat?
How strange...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:00, archived)
# Every woman would like a ride on my boat!
:)

go ask the nearest londoner if you don't get that
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:02, archived)
# Somehow, I doubt that...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:03, archived)
# it's got an outboard motor and a glass bottom
you can see all the fishes as you fly by.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:07, archived)
# OMG!
Awesome!!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:11, archived)
# I'm told I'm attractive. Pity no single female has told me that.
but oh well.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:08, archived)
# So you've been told that by...?
Gay men? Your mum?



;]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:09, archived)
# every one loves a teddybear
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:14, archived)
# He's a teddybear?
Like an actual teddybear?? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:15, archived)
# Just google ron jeremy, then imagine him with a beard as well.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:17, archived)
# 1 non-single woman. 1 ? status woman of about 44
3 very weird women.

1 muslim guy.

The gay bloke said he didn't like beards :(:(:(:(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:16, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
Jesus had a beard. Didn't he like Jesus?




My friend is posing as a sort of Jesus for me on Saturday. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:18, archived)
# mine's all short and neat at the moment.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:20, archived)
# Ahah.
I don't have a beard. *shrug*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:22, archived)
# how far can I push my luck I wonder?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:25, archived)
# Huh?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:26, archived)
# I was going to make a reference to lip hair
but i think it's going too far...but not far enough that im not going to make it anyway...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:30, archived)
# Um...
okay...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:30, archived)
# I think he wants to tell you that you do have a beard but he doesn't know if he has enough kudos to successfully get away with it. This is what I think k3b/-\b means.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:32, archived)
# Wrong lips
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:42, archived)
# It's like a whole new language to me. A language of dumbfuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:54, archived)
# we're both hons 1 in advanced science.
we end sentences with conjunctions, pularise you, say fuck every sentence. we hardly fit the mould of the academic type to be honest.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:00, archived)
# Yeah!
Fuck every sentence! Fuck 'em all.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:22, archived)
# NOU
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:01, archived)
# WHAT DO YOU WANT?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:23, archived)
# TO BE LOVED
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:25, archived)
# Sorry, move along.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:38, archived)