I am pealable
and my skin is yellow.
these are the facts of my life.
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:51,
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these are the facts of my life.
Look on the bright side.
Women sometimes insert you in their vagina.
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:56,
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Hello. SugarSpun here.
I just thought I'd inform you that they don't. Sorry, don't mean to break the illusion or anything, but eww.
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:59,
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hello sugarspuns "fella" here
would just like to inform you all that she prefers a pineapple
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:02,
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I'm stil sore :(
Somebody help me, he's got a whole fruitbowl. There's starfruit and everything.
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:04,
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Offload elsewhere
There's a mouse in the kitchen Jesus fuck almighty I've never ran that fast
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:11,
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although you do have to be careful with these as they may attract tigers.
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