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# you're a bannana
mmm
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:50, archived)
# I am pealable
and my skin is yellow.

these are the facts of my life.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:51, archived)
# Look on the bright side.
Women sometimes insert you in their vagina.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:56, archived)
# slop slop slop
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:59, archived)
# Hello. SugarSpun here.
I just thought I'd inform you that they don't. Sorry, don't mean to break the illusion or anything, but eww.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:59, archived)
# you deleted it.
pesky pesky
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:01, archived)
# hello sugarspuns "fella" here
would just like to inform you all that she prefers a pineapple
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:02, archived)
# I'm stil sore :(
Somebody help me, he's got a whole fruitbowl. There's starfruit and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:04, archived)
# marrow.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:06, archived)
# Pervert
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:07, archived)
# Greengrocer
looking to off load some stock
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:07, archived)
# Offload elsewhere
There's a mouse in the kitchen Jesus fuck almighty I've never ran that fast
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:11, archived)
# DURIAN: KING OF FRUIT
 
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Durian
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:20, archived)
# although you do have to be careful with these as they may attract tigers.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:25, archived)
# I had a durian milkshake once
it was like drinking a milk shake made from a man eating plant that had just eaten a person. It made me so sad.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:49, archived)
# Bananas are more for anal then?
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:22, archived)