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# 19 years old, which is a good innings for a cat
Full report here

Image above (at the time of the US invasion of Haiti in 1994) has to be my favourite Private Eye cover ever.
(Capo, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:18, archived)
# dogs for the win
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:21, archived)
# so the above is, in fact, just a scan of a Private Eye cover, and in no way your own work (unless you work for private eye)?
shame the cat's dead though.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Zing
www.private-eye.co.uk/covers.php?showme=855

Exactly the same size as well.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:37, archived)
# why are people trying to turn b3ta into 4chan
why?

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:42, archived)
# ^ 4chan can fuck right off
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:43, archived)
# I don't see the attraction of it at all.
It seems to be a lot of racist paedophiles insulting each other anonymously.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:44, archived)
# nail + head
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:45, archived)
# trying?
I think the glut of rank-rotten bandwagons over the past few months suggests that it's a lot more like 4chan than we'd like to think.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:45, archived)
# testify!! :D


be more funny b3ta!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:49, archived)
# testify.. hmmm
a "testify ray" would be a gun that turns people into testicles

it's crazy science, but it might just work!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:52, archived)
# O_O
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:57, archived)
# I'm 45% into my plan for designing a ray-gun to make chicken
taste like beef.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:52, archived)
# you should get funding from the government
this is just the sort of thing they should be encouraging in the current economic climate
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:54, archived)
# I've mastered making chicken taste a little like burnt turkey...
hence the 45% bit.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Sorry, yeah
Maybe should have posted to Links board instead, wasn't claiming it as my own, just wanted to share the story and a classic cover
(Capo, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:48, archived)
# you've gone and tizzied us!
we're in a tizzy!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:50, archived)
# I'm so tizzy my head is spinning!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:51, archived)
# quite so
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:58, archived)
# you could have posted it in an existing thread as a thread jack!

*slaps wrists*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:50, archived)
# It is excellent and it gave me a chuckle, but yeah, /links would have been better.
Next time.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:51, archived)